Who Would You Cast In A Seahawks Movie?

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Who Would You Cast In A Seahawks Movie?
Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:14 pm
  • Just a fun little off-season thread, before NFL news starts picking up.

    The premise is - if a movie about the entire history of the Seahawks organization from our first to our current team was being made, which actors would you cast for which Seahawks players/personnel? Which actors resembles a certain Seahawk?

    I'll go first.

    For Pete Carroll:

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    I would cast:

    Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained):

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    or

    Aiden Gillen (Game of Thrones, The Dark Knight Rises):

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  • drdiags wrote:Whomever played Jaba the Hutt would play Ken Behring.

    Sorry my friend but I gotta disagree. There's only one option to play Ken Behring. Unfortunately I'm guessing Satan is simply too busy to be bothered with a movie about the Seattle Seahawks.
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  • hawksfansinceday1 wrote:
    drdiags wrote:Whomever played Jaba the Hutt would play Ken Behring.

    Sorry my friend but I gotta disagree. There's only one option to play Ken Behring. Unfortunately I'm guessing Satan is simply too busy to be bothered with a movie about the Seattle Seahawks.



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  • Winterfell wrote:
    For Pete Carroll:

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    I would cast Owen Wilson because he has that crooked-ass nose, the same bubbly outlook and his last name is Wilson... just like Pete wishes his last name was Wilson.

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  • Black Face Brad Pitt as Richard Sherman

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    OR Danai Gurira

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  • LOL, I love all the creative castings hahaha.

    And some of them are SPOT ON. Especially the Dominic West and Xzibit one.
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  • Actually, the whole cast of The Wire. Everyone on that show has a Seahawk doppleganger.
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  • See what i mean?

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  • JesterHawk wrote:We gotta find a place for this guy...

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    Koren Robinson?
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  • Some really good ones in here. My favorite is Christoph Waltz as Pete Carroll. Very similar speaking mannerisms and they even look a little alike.

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  • i was going to say eric roberts for carroll; but owen wilson has got to be the winner here.
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  • SeahawksFanForever wrote:Image

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    Omar Benson Miller is 6'6"



    So is Forest Whitiker, its just around rather than tall.

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  • Basis4day wrote:The Wire: Julito McCullum as Marshawn Lynch

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  • SeahawksFanForever wrote:Image

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    Ray Winstone can be Tom Cable


    Tom Cable needs to be played by D-Bo.
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  • This thread makes me want to watch The Wire again.
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  • Hawken-Dazs wrote:This thread makes me want to watch The Wire again.


    Even have a Pete look-a-like on the show (RIP)

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  • Just in case 42-13 happens to make it...





    It will take some work, but Carrey might be able to pull off a Harbaugh meltdown.
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  • Sorry no pic's but

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  • SalishHawkFan wrote:Image

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    LOL this is spot on. Too Funny!!!
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  • Love this thread. Great stuff from everybody. Mostly all of these are dead on.

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  • Pehawk as Pat McPherson Tight End Coach.


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  • James Carpenter. He's always hurt.

    Edit: my bad, I misread the title as'Who Would Wear A Cast In A Seahawks Movie?'
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  • Hawk Finn wrote:James Carpenter. He's always hurt.

    Edit: my bad, I misread the title as'Who Would Wear A Cast In A Seahawks Movie?'


    Somebody has to make that thread! That would be the most randomly epic thread ever. It's a dog fight between James Carpenter and Walter Thurmond for the role though. I actually think Thurmond gets the slight edge.
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