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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:53 am
  • TJ! TJ! TJ! TJ!TJ! TJ! TJ! TJ!TJ! TJ! TJ! TJ!TJ! TJ! TJ! TJ!
    :lol:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:24 pm
  • By the way it was Maker my word, that was the funniest part, no r.

    And yes the strings with whatsyurprob screaming "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SEAHAWK!" along with his oathetic made him a memory favorite.

    In the Oathetic thing I can clearly remember Doub, Todd, myself, and many others in our backyard discussing those comments. Agreed that Kbowen75s comments were instant hilarity while whatsyurprob's oathetic comment got funnier by the day as he spent about a week insisting that was a word.

    There were many during the Secret Squirrel, Doug Snazel, Matt Wolf, times. It was a fun time to be with Seahawks.net

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:54 pm
  • GreenHawk wrote:I will be monitoring the situation very closely.

    This
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:58 pm
  • Check your PMs!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:03 pm
  • AbsolutNET wrote:
    BattleOfSeattle wrote:
    cboom wrote:Wilson is the worst QB I have seen as a Hawks fan. And I have been around long enough to see them all.


    cboom wrote:Football is not my game because I'm not jumping on the bandwagon of believing a short QB will lead this team to the promise land? A couple years from now Wilson will be forgotten about and you will forget I said he would fail.


    I don't think it gets much better than the wisdom and prognostications of cboom.


    I might have to archive that thread. cboom and Verndog together

    viewtopic.php?f=2&t=50155


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:37 pm
  • "tatupu is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:01 pm
  • CANHawk wrote:Your mother is the town pump.

    Just reading that made me crack up again, this was definitely one of the funniest ever Can.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:06 pm
  • I got shredded when I jokingly said I didn't know what Twitter was. That was pretty funny. Obviously I know what it is, I just haven't used it....yet
    At the time I thought it was harsh, now I just think it's funny. Especially the part where I was told I think I'm better than everyone because I don't use twitter. :?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:16 pm
  • Blitzer88 wrote:Throw will love this: "My Hawkas!"


    Hahaha...that was mine. I made a typo in the chat one game and it was born.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:17 pm
  • Incorrect.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:17 pm
  • YaktownHawK wrote:
    CANHawk wrote:Your mother is the town pump.

    Just reading that made me crack up again, this was definitely one of the funniest ever Can.


    Yeah, that was a hella fun. Back when Jester, Loaf and I used to like trolling other people's boards. It's funny, now that I have a team that's totally worth bragging about, I don't feel the need to troll anyone. I guess in a way, I've outsourced all my trolling to Richard Sherman!

    I totally miss Duncan's Traumatic Dad though. That guy was my muse. He would get so wound up... <sigh> I used to imagine a pissed off little Ricky Ricardo reading my posts on the other end of the computer; waiving his arms and cussing in Spanish (even though I'm pretty sure he was Portugese). Comedy gold. I admit though, I got a little scared when he started talking about his "weapon collection". Sure I live in Canada, but I come visit Seattle a lot. That's all I need is that crazy mo fo blowing me away while I stand in line for Garlic Fries.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:19 pm
  • I always liked the napkin defensive scheme. Not sure that counts as a quote.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:23 pm
  • Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:29 pm
  • GUH!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:37 pm
  • cvnt

    (I can type that here right?)
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:59 pm
  • Scottemojo wrote:GUH!


    Damn, another one of my gameday chat typos.... :lol:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:10 pm
  • "Great post Aros. I totally agree."
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:13 pm
  • The cboom thing was so hilarious. Did he ever come back in?

    I know it ain't a quote or a meme, but since we're drudging up memories, I thought the Uniform thread was hilarious.

    There are a lot of clever, funny guys and gals on here. You guys have me cracking up all the time.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:21 pm
  • Oh man! the 100 page uniform thread kept me alive that offseason! CLASSIC
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:34 pm
  • Recon_Hawk wrote:Wasn't there a thread titled "Superb Owl" a while back instead of Super Bowl? That created some laughs with all the pictures and Memes made.

    Also the thing with DuncunsDad/trauma hawk and Whitehurst was a classic tale.

    I remember pointing that out, but I don't remember it turning into a thread of memes. There are too many threads to keep up with.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:33 pm
  • I can't handle it anymore, I have to ask.

    What is the starfish thing? Probably involves pehawk right? Ive seen people mention it a ton. I've been lurking since 05' and must have missed it.
    Anyone have a link?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:01 pm
  • OMG. I do remember. The season ticket guy who had season tickets to a bunch of teams. I remember pe's question but I must have abandoned the thread before starfish appeared. I remember it got shacked , I'm going to go re- live it all.

    Thanks peaches.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:30 pm
  • peachesenregalia wrote:
    rjdriver wrote:I can't handle it anymore, I have to ask.

    What is the starfish thing? Probably involves pehawk right? Ive seen people mention it a ton. I've been lurking since 05' and must have missed it.
    Anyone have a link?


    It DOES involve pehawk, and a ticket-scalping troll I helped uncover, as is my wont. Pehawk, using his usual pretentious/ironic non-sequiter thread-hijack move posed the question (and his answer) of his most desired animal to 'have relations' with, and pressed kenlutzbreen for his desired animal. In a stunning move, kenlutzbreen gave his answer as simply 'starfish?' and generated much laughter, and my first and probably only custom moniker on this forum.


    Perhaps the dreaded chocolate starfish?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:55 pm
  • The funniest post for me this year was by Montana. I can't remember what the original post topic was, but about midway through the thread someone says,

    "Well it's not like anyone thought we were going to the Super Bowl this year"

    and Kearly pipes in on the next post, "I did."

    To which Montana replies,


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:12 am
  • I can't believe this got to four pages, and no one has said "I'm the *************** stache!", yet.

    That thread was epic; and stupid as hell, lol.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:21 am
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:33 am
  • dunceface wrote:Oh man! the 100 page uniform thread kept me alive that offseason! CLASSIC


    Someone needs to pull up CANhawk's masterpiece of Peyton Manning in a Seahawks uniform.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:34 am
  • RolandDeschain wrote:I can't believe this got to four pages, and no one has said "I'm the *************** stache!", yet.

    That thread was epic; and stupid as hell, lol.


    Linuxpro with the legal advice!!! :rofl:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:44 am
  • For a recent thread concerning free agency:

    OP: James Harrison released, anyone want to give him a shot?

    Scottie: You mean, like with a gun?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:50 am
  • From the .NET game day chat

    RolandDeschain: This makes me want to stab babies

    Some other poster: I have extra hangers if you need them!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:17 am
  • I know this is about quotes and all, but my all time fav thread was the one with all the Russell Wilson Photoshopped pics. Although I will say that Ravenhawk (besides being hella argumentative) came up with some funny ones.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:20 am
  • Blitzfan wrote:I know this is about quotes and all, but my all time fav thread was the one with all the Russell Wilson Photoshopped pics. Although I will say that Ravenhawk (besides being hella argumentative) came up with some funny ones.



    I was just thinking of starting a favorite photoshopped thread because of the Wilson ones.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:51 am
  • "I have a source..."
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:03 am
  • I like the ones in my sig line.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:30 am
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:From the .NET game day chat

    RolandDeschain: This makes me want to stab babies

    Some other poster: I have extra hangers if you need them!


    Lol, I remember that; but I don't recall who gave the response. If I recall correctly, I said it after another 3-and-out with stupid conservative "run up the gut, run up the gut, failed pass attempt right at the 1st down marker" play calling that was making me rage out and want to throw things. That response made me feel better, though; so thanks, to whoever it was.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:47 am
  • Throwdown wrote:
    dunceface wrote:Oh man! the 100 page uniform thread kept me alive that offseason! CLASSIC


    Someone needs to pull up CANhawk's masterpiece of Peyton Manning in a Seahawks uniform.


    Yes.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:53 pm
  • LymonHawk wrote:"I have a source..."

    (finishing the quote)
    "........Carson Palmer will be a Seahawk"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:55 pm
  • RolandDeschain wrote:
    SacHawk2.0 wrote:From the .NET game day chat

    RolandDeschain: This makes me want to stab babies

    Some other poster: I have extra hangers if you need them!


    Lol, I remember that; but I don't recall who gave the response. If I recall correctly, I said it after another 3-and-out with stupid conservative "run up the gut, run up the gut, failed pass attempt right at the 1st down marker" play calling that was making me rage out and want to throw things. That response made me feel better, though; so thanks, to whoever it was.


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:02 pm
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:You're Welcome

    Oh, it was you? Then thanks. :)
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:10 pm
  • hawksfansinceday1 wrote:cboom: "Wilson is the worst QB I have seen as a Hawks fan. And I have been around long enough to see them all."



    I laugh at that often.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:11 pm
  • hawksfansinceday1 wrote:
    LymonHawk wrote:"I have a source..."

    (finishing the quote)
    "........Carson Palmer will be a Seahawk"



    There were many to say that.

    "Carson Palmer is house hunting in the Seattle area" was another.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:18 pm
  • CALIHAWK1 wrote:
    hawksfansinceday1 wrote:
    LymonHawk wrote:"I have a source..."

    (finishing the quote)
    "........Carson Palmer will be a Seahawk"



    There were many to say that.

    "Carson Palmer is house hunting in the Seattle area" was another.


    I still see no reason not to believe that part. It's one thing to say one's kids were seen in a specific area of Seattle. It's another thing to say that Palmer will be a Seahawk.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:47 pm
  • Not from .NET originally but awesome nonetheless.

    .....And you DEFINITELY don't trade him to a team with badass Russell Wilson and Pete Carroll's pimp walk and GOD I AM SO ANGRY THERE ARE LASERS SHOOTING OUT OF MY EYES RIGHT NOW PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:35 pm
  • Plainshawk wrote:I always liked the napkin defensive scheme. Not sure that counts as a quote.



    The napkin! I forgot about the napkin! Was that Ray Rhodes' defensive scheme?

    And yes, Les is right, it was "maker", not "marker".
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:39 pm
  • Trenchbroom wrote:
    Plainshawk wrote:I always liked the napkin defensive scheme. Not sure that counts as a quote.



    The napkin! I forgot about the napkin! Was that Ray Rhodes' defensive scheme?

    And yes, Les is right, it was "maker", not "marker".



    Yes the napkin, thanks to Doub Farrar. I'm sure it helped Ray Rhodes in his schemes. lol

    Got to meet Rhodes one year at Cheney and he was the most soft spoken guy to talk to. I was used to hear that booming voice on the field. Nice firm handshake and very pleasant to talk to. Got to spend about 10 minutes of his time which I thought was outstanding for him to take that much time with a dumbassed fan. (well not just a dumb ass, I'm dumb all the way through).

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:49 pm
  • This one? ;)

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:55 pm
  • sutz wrote:This one? ;)

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    Yep. What else you got in that .Net library of yours, Sutz? Choice Steve Harper quotes?

    :P
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:57 pm
  • You know, I usually tend to like guys named Steve, that's my name, after all. But Harper had a way of pissing people off. Frankly, I'm usually kind of hard to get on the bad side of, but he managed. So, no Harper quotes.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:10 pm
  • sutz wrote:This one? ;)

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    LMAO!!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:58 pm
  • CBOOM gets my vote becuase not only did he have to hide in shame from this board but other boards as well. I wonder if CBOOM is really Hugh Millen?
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