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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:04 pm
  • Seahawk Sailor wrote:I have no idea. It's nuts, though.



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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:12 pm
  • cesame wrote:Warner28 was an ignorant poster and this place has been better ever since he left.


    I always liked him. I think he was really smart, he just had a hard time arguing civilly. Man, he had some blow ups hahaha...
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:11 am
  • SoulfishHawk wrote:I got shredded when I jokingly said I didn't know what Twitter was. That was pretty funny. Obviously I know what it is, I just haven't used it....yet
    At the time I thought it was harsh, now I just think it's funny. Especially the part where I was told I think I'm better than everyone because I don't use twitter. :?

    Ahem... Obviously you're still harboring some resentment here.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:52 am
  • "It's because he's playing scared" That single assessment was covering quite a few players for awhile. Holy cookie cutter, Batman!

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:27 am
  • Zebulon Dak wrote:
    cesame wrote:Warner28 was an ignorant poster and this place has been better ever since he left.


    I always liked him. I think he was really smart, he just had a hard time arguing civilly. Man, he had some blow ups hahaha...


    yeah he did. Very irrational blow ups, too. He is quite smart, but narrow-minded and immutable in his ideas. I miss him.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:37 am
  • Bakergirl wrote:Maybe not my all time fav, but one of the good ones.

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    If this is how this place looks after one loss, just imagine how insane it will be after the second.


    IIRC, I typed that one after reading a whole slew of "the sky has fallen" posts. Thanks for the mention Bakergirl.

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:28 am
  • Wasn't Steve Harper AKA Kindome Karlesimo?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:31 am
  • BlueTalons wrote:Wasn't Steve Harper AKA Kindome Karlesimo?


    Dunno. Kingdome Karleesimo is the one who went and congratualted the Bears on beating us before our game during I think the 2006 season. He was subsequently called out publicly then banned. I miss him.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:49 am
  • BlueTalons wrote:Wasn't Steve Harper AKA Kindome Karlesimo?

    No. Two different people. Harper, for all of his difficulty getting along with others, was a legitimate fan.
    KK was a turncoat who claimed to be a fan, but spent all of his time dissing the team and its fans.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:03 pm
  • My friend is an executive within the Bengals organization and he told me that the Seahawks already gave Carson Palmer 75 billion dollars and traded 4 first round picks... wait, that sounds like too much? Oh, they just changed it to 17 million and 3 future picks... oh still too much? I saw them buying a house for him with Paul Allen... I mean, wait what do I need to change to make this legit sounding???
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:15 pm
  • Allweatherfan wrote:My friend is an executive within the Bengals organization and he told me that the Seahawks already gave Carson Palmer 75 billion dollars and traded 4 first round picks... wait, that sounds like too much? Oh, they just changed it to 17 million and 3 future picks... oh still too much? I saw them buying a house for him with Paul Allen... I mean, wait what do I need to change to make this legit sounding???


    I can help you with that...

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:36 pm
  • Zebulon Dak wrote:I always liked him. I think he was really smart, he just had a hard time arguing civilly. Man, he had some blow ups hahaha...

    I didn't, that's for sure; and yeah, he could not keep it civil when he was arguing with someone that just wouldn't agree with him or give up. I guess one could call it "forced escalation", lol.

    cesame wrote:Warner28 was an ignorant poster and this place has been better ever since he left.

    Ignorant poster? No. At least, not regularly; we're all ignorant once in a while. I definitely agree that the place has been better for his absence, though.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:44 pm
  • As I mentioned on page one of this thread, the cboom quote will always be my number one. However, "Clipboard Jesus" isn't far behind. Not sure if it originated here or not, but it was genius.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:16 pm
  • I believe Chargers fans were calling him CBJ before he was ever traded to us.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:57 pm
  • RolandDeschain wrote:I believe Chargers fans were calling him CBJ before he was ever traded to us.


    I always liked to call him Chaz. Dunno why. Just kinda looked like a Chaz...
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:27 pm
  • cesame wrote:Warner28 was an ignorant poster and this place has been better ever since he left.


    I was pretty taken aback when, after a game, he started a thread in the Smack Shack titled "Geekhawk is a dumb m...f..." (not censored, of course) all because I adroitly pointed out with my usual acerbic smartass wit how stupid the stuff he was posting in the Gameday forum was. Because it was. And it needed said. Nope, don't miss him at all. Hard to believe someone like that could live in such a beautiful place as Bend, OR.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:47 pm
  • Warner was not ignorant. Let's be fair.

    He was quite smart. Just very, very, stubborn and he LOVED to debate to a fault.

    Ignorant he was not.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:55 pm
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:08 pm
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    Scottemojo wrote:Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.


    He's not fat! He's big boned! :mrgreen:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:56 am
  • "I think we got over the hump today. I told the team we don't have to talk about 1984 anymore"
    Paul Allen after the first playoff victory in 21 years.

    I can still remember thinking "wow, its been 21 years?"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:31 am
  • kjreid wrote:"I think we got over the hump today. I told the team we don't have to talk about 1984 anymore"
    Paul Allen after the first playoff victory in 21 years.

    I can still remember thinking "wow, its been 21 years?"


    I know, right?

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:18 am
  • Steve Harper - Fire Holmgren he can't coach and can't win here, is destroying our defense.

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:43 am
  • Was it Rocketman that launched himself off the board partly because of political rhetoric? (Old site?) Somebody help me here...
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:46 am
  • CANHawk wrote:I prefer to eat things that could once feel pain. You can really taste the fear.


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:34 am
  • BirdsCommaAngry wrote:"In Ruskell We Trust"

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    Another of my favs.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:49 am
  • If Matt Hasselbeck is the answer what the hell is the question
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:54 am
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:If Matt Hasselbeck is the answer what the hell is the question


    Classic.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:06 am
  • "I installed some very high-end mini-blinds for Bill Gates"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:09 am
  • And he got them from IKEA
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:10 am
  • RockHawk wrote:"I installed some very high-end mini-blinds for Bill Gates"


    Instant classic.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:30 am
  • "I know this was covered in the multi-page thread, but I didn't want my point lost in that so ... "

    or

    "I didn't read any of the posts in this thread so I am just going to put this out there ... "
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:34 am
  • "I'm just going to leave this here"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:47 am
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:"I'm just going to leave this here"


    Yeah, thanks Zeb.
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