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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:09 am
  • Trenchbroom wrote:
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    I was literally one click away from spending $200 on a David Greene customized jersey just so I could present it to Matt. Common sense finally overtook my love for ironic sarcasm (thank god).


    I'm in for $20 if you are taking donations. ;)

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:52 pm
  • "He still has at least one or two good years left in him"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:57 pm
  • Tech Worlds wrote:cvnt

    (I can type that here right?)



    This one goes back so far that we were using it before Wistrom was here. It was actually my first choice.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:03 pm
  • CANHawk wrote:
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    CANHawk wrote:Your mother is the town pump.

    Just reading that made me crack up again, this was definitely one of the funniest ever Can.


    Yeah, that was a hella fun. Back when Jester, Loaf and I used to like trolling other people's boards. It's funny, now that I have a team that's totally worth bragging about, I don't feel the need to troll anyone. I guess in a way, I've outsourced all my trolling to Richard Sherman!


    It was the Cards board that took the heat that year. They must have really hated us. Just don't have the time for them anymore, well that and I kind of feel bad for them. We were taking on the entire board and I think it was 2010, because the road game ended and before we could really do anything they banned at least 2 of us. The town pump was a classic.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:10 pm
  • Not a quote but Grant Winstrom and Sean Alexander.

    My favorite quote is probably MysterMatt's David Greene line.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:05 pm
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:50 pm
  • Cboom is definitely my favorite, but there was a long thread about Okung being "scared" that I found delicious for a while.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:18 pm
  • hedgehawk wrote:Not a quote but Grant Winstrom and Sean Alexander.


    Oh yeah.. The "Winstrom" thing actually took off as sarcasm for a while because there were a few that appeared to have it in their spell check. Or the other one "Kearney"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:23 pm
  • "New intro song to replace Bittersweet Symphony"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:29 pm
  • Funniest thing about Wistrom was everyone was spelling it

    WINSTROM

    for a long time.

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:54 pm
  • Wistrom

    Shawn Alexander

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    Seattle fans might be knowledgeable, but we really could give 0 F's about spelling the players names correctly.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:59 pm
  • Seahawk Sailor wrote:It's been mentioned several times already, but to me there is none greater. KBowen75 achieved legendary status in just a few posts. Never before has a guy garnered that big a reaction to so little said. I think we scared him off.

    He had three quotes that were all instant platinum hits: "Hass is mannnnnnnnnnn," "Tatupu is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," and "maker my words!"


    Don't forget about "NLF MVP"....

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:05 pm
  • I was the creator of "Teel time?"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:20 pm
  • seabowl wrote:I was the creator of "Teel time?"


    You don't know? Mike Teel for HASS OTF!!!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:41 pm
  • I still want Mike Teel back...is that weird?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:58 pm
  • SmokeyHawk wrote:
    Seahawk Sailor wrote:It's been mentioned several times already, but to me there is none greater. KBowen75 achieved legendary status in just a few posts. Never before has a guy garnered that big a reaction to so little said. I think we scared him off.

    He had three quotes that were all instant platinum hits: "Hass is mannnnnnnnnnn," "Tatupu is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," and "maker my words!"


    Don't forget about "NLF MVP"....

    -SH

    edit: Oh yeah and "McGuire"....


    Oh yeah!

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:33 pm
  • RockHawk wrote:
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    RolandDeschain wrote:[quote="JSeahawks"]Which Seahawk would you most like to sleep with?


    I don't know, but I think Dom would die happy if he could have a threesome with Bryant and Carpenter. 8)

    While David Greene watches. :mrgreen:


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:35 pm
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    Straight outta Sleepaway Camp. Anyone remember that flick? Cult classic.



    Not this, but I wanted to have hawk finn on here just cause the fact that he still has the hawk monkey as his display pic. Hawk monkey was a great moment!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:22 am
  • dunceface wrote:I still want Mike Teel back...is that weird?


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:21 am
  • beasthawk wrote:
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    Straight outta Sleepaway Camp. Anyone remember that flick? Cult classic.



    Not this, but I wanted to have hawk finn on here just cause the fact that he still has the hawk monkey as his display pic. Hawk monkey was a great moment!


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:22 am
  • I still like HC Mike Holgrem
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:12 am
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:56 pm
  • Scottemojo wrote:Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:13 pm
  • SeaTown81 wrote:
    Scottemojo wrote:Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:36 pm
  • Some of the older guys on the board can help me out please........

    From way back when....
    Who was the guy (name) that was in a wheelchair and would post constantly and fire everyone up ??
    I think he even got banned ??

    Some of his comments (none to quote) were priceless !!

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:10 am
  • glowingeyedseahawk wrote:Some of the older guys on the board can help me out please........

    From way back when....
    Who was the guy (name) that was in a wheelchair and would post constantly and fire everyone up ??
    I think he even got banned ??

    Some of his comments (none to quote) were priceless !!

    :229031_shrug:


    Steve Harper?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:58 am
  • Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:02 am
  • Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:28 am
  • I miss Warner28. He got pretty fired up about the dumbest shit. Super sharp guy though.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:29 am
  • BASF wrote:
    Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


    Warner28?


    Nah he had a picture of himself in a chair by a river or something like that in his avy.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:32 am
  • Throwdown wrote:
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    Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


    Warner28?


    Nah he had a picture of himself in a chair by a river or something like that in his avy.


    That was AK something or other. And old guy like les
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:33 am
  • Tech Worlds wrote:
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    Scottemojo wrote:Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.


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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:53 am
  • Throwdown wrote:
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    Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


    Warner28?


    Nah he had a picture of himself in a chair by a river or something like that in his avy.

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    That was AK something or other. And old guy like les


    I'm pretty sure that he didn't get banned. I believe a female grizzly took him as a mate.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:12 am
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:14 am
  • "SeahawkFanHausen by proxy syndrome" Attributed to Duncansdad. Poor Duncan.

    AKseahawker? was the dude that lived in a chair down by the river. I gotta say though, he could put up a pretty good argument when he wanted to.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:44 am
  • yea the alaska guy was great, he had some medical issues that he had to go back and forth to seattle for treatment. Hopefully hes doing OK. . .
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:57 am
  • The Dot net PITA.

    Yes AK world grind you guys up and excrete you guys out.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:43 am
  • Tech Worlds wrote:The Dot net PITA.

    Yes AK world grind you guys up and excrete you guys out.



    No kiddin, these grade school level kids would be whining to their home room teacher in about 5 minutes.

    AKSeahawkfan from Anchorage is a good friend of mine even tho we've never met. He and Kitsapguy worked together when Bruce was lead Admin. Bob just gets tired of the BS here and goes away. He's pretty active on farcebook and we exchange emails. He has a lot of back problems they don't seem to be able to resolve but like Jimmy V nothing like that takes Bob down.

    And Dom you're right about the cornbread thing. First thing they made me quit during my seige with that miserable infection. :D

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:47 am
  • CANHawk wrote:I miss Warner28. He got pretty fired up about the dumbest shit. Super sharp guy though.



    Jeff was a pretty good guy, I miss him too. If I'm ever in Bend, Or. I'm going to see if I can look him up. He's a school teacher at the Jr. High level I think.

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:51 am
  • The Radish wrote:
    CANHawk wrote:I miss Warner28. He got pretty fired up about the dumbest shit. Super sharp guy though.



    Jeff was a pretty good guy, I miss him too. If I'm ever in Bend, Or. I'm going to see if I can look him up. He's a school teacher at the Jr. High level I think.

    :les:


    lol He's influencing children? Wow
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:59 am
  • CANHawk wrote:I miss Warner28. He got pretty fired up about the dumbest shit. Super sharp guy though.


    Agree'd. One of the top 5 posters in .net history, imo.
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Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:09 am
  • JSeahawks wrote:
    CANHawk wrote:I miss Warner28. He got pretty fired up about the dumbest shit. Super sharp guy though.


    Agree'd. One of the top 5 posters in .net history, imo.


    Why did he leave?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:16 am
  • theENGLISHseahawk wrote:
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    CANHawk wrote:I miss Warner28. He got pretty fired up about the dumbest shit. Super sharp guy though.


    Agree'd. One of the top 5 posters in .net history, imo.


    Why did he leave?


    He basically banned himself if I remember correctly. I might be wrong on the issue, but I think the endless QB debates drove him to lose his shit on here.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:26 am
  • Tech Worlds wrote:
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    Scottemojo wrote:Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.


    I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.

    You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:45 am
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    SeaTown81 wrote:[quote="Scottemojo"]Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.


    I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.

    You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.[/quote]

    Show me a giraffe with plantar faciatis whatever.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:23 pm
  • Tech Worlds wrote:
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    Tech Worlds wrote:[quote="SeaTown81"][quote="Scottemojo"]Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.


    I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.

    You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.[/quote]

    Show me a giraffe with plantar faciatis whatever.[/quote]

    Not fair argument. A lame Giraffe is a dead Giraffe. If we introduced Lions into the VMAC during pre-season training, then I could see your point.

    And I would definitely watch that "Hard Knocks".
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:30 pm
  • cdallan wrote:
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    cdallan wrote:[quote="Tech Worlds"][quote="SeaTown81"][quote="Scottemojo"]Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.


    I don't think that's fair. Red may NOT have any more fat cells than you or I. Maybe he just has REALLY fat fat cells.

    You have the same number of bones in your neck as a Giraffe does - 9. Maybe the same principle applies.[/quote]

    Show me a giraffe with plantar faciatis whatever.[/quote]

    Not fair argument. A lame Giraffe is a dead Giraffe. If we introduced Lions into the VMAC during pre-season training, then I could see your point.

    And I would definitely watch that "Hard Knocks".[/quote]

    Then I guess we have come full circle because Red would eat the lion, the giraffe, then polish it off with a hefty helping of cornbread.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:34 pm
  • What is up with the lousy quoting the past few months?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:38 pm
  • Throwdown wrote:
    BASF wrote:
    Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


    Warner28?


    Nah he had a picture of himself in a chair by a river or something like that in his avy.


    AKSeahawk.

    When I first came to this board in '04 he was legendary in his ability to put folks into their place. He never backed out of an argument and could handle himself well. He was a stubborn old goat. I believe he has a website he spends more time on and thus stopped coming around. His brief re-appearance once Carroll came on-board was just a small sample of his old vinegar.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:48 pm
  • I found him hilarious, too bad he hasn't posted here since :(
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