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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:09 pm
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:19 pm
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:28 pm
  • SacHawk2.0 wrote:Not from .NET originally but awesome nonetheless.

    .....And you DEFINITELY don't trade him to a team with badass Russell Wilson and Pete Carroll's pimp walk and GOD I AM SO ANGRY THERE ARE LASERS SHOOTING OUT OF MY EYES RIGHT NOW PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW.


    hahahahahaha.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:29 pm
  • I'm better at life than you............

    oh wait... nvm
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:30 pm
  • Guardian wrote:Image



    I think the All-time favorite photoshop posts are coming :thirishdrinkers:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:36 pm
  • Which Seahawk would you most like to sleep with?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:35 pm
  • JSeahawks wrote:Which Seahawk would you most like to sleep with?


    I don't know, but I think Dom would die happy if he could have a threesome with Bryant and Carpenter. 8)
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:49 pm
  • JSeahawks wrote:Which Seahawk would you most like to sleep with?



    Pe's doing the whole team. :shock:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:01 pm
  • Hawk Finn wrote:I hate David Greene. He knows why.


    This
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:02 pm
  • Floridahawk79 wrote:
    Guardian wrote:Image



    I think the All-time favorite photoshop posts are coming :thirishdrinkers:


    LOL! The 'Stache doing the "Honey I'm home!" photoshop was hilarious! Then he felt guilty afterwards, what a lovable Ol' sap he is, much like me. :D
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:24 pm
  • sutz wrote:This one? ;)

    Image


    The corners are way too close to the line of scrimmage to be a Ray scheme.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:37 pm
  • I always got a kick out of all the squirrel gifs that have been posted over the years.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:43 am
  • Maybe not my all time fav, but one of the good ones.

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    If this is how this place looks after one loss, just imagine how insane it will be after the second.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:49 am
  • RolandDeschain wrote:
    JSeahawks wrote:Which Seahawk would you most like to sleep with?


    I don't know, but I think Dom would die happy if he could have a threesome with Bryant and Carpenter. 8)

    While David Greene watches. :mrgreen:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:41 am
  • hawksfansinceday1 wrote:
    RolandDeschain wrote:
    JSeahawks wrote:Which Seahawk would you most like to sleep with?


    I don't know, but I think Dom would die happy if he could have a threesome with Bryant and Carpenter. 8)

    While David Greene watches. :mrgreen:


    I was literally one click away from spending $200 on a David Greene customized jersey just so I could present it to Matt. Common sense finally overtook my love for ironic sarcasm (thank god).
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:42 am
  • Guardian wrote:Image


    Straight outta Sleepaway Camp. Anyone remember that flick? Cult classic.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:07 am
  • RockHawk wrote:
    I was literally one click away from spending $200 on a David Greene customized jersey just so I could present it to Matt. Common sense finally overtook my love for ironic sarcasm (thank god).


    I'm in for $20 if you are taking donations. ;)
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:09 am
  • Trenchbroom wrote:
    RockHawk wrote:
    I was literally one click away from spending $200 on a David Greene customized jersey just so I could present it to Matt. Common sense finally overtook my love for ironic sarcasm (thank god).


    I'm in for $20 if you are taking donations. ;)

    :13:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:52 pm
  • "He still has at least one or two good years left in him"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:57 pm
  • Tech Worlds wrote:cvnt

    (I can type that here right?)



    This one goes back so far that we were using it before Wistrom was here. It was actually my first choice.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:03 pm
  • CANHawk wrote:
    YaktownHawK wrote:
    CANHawk wrote:Your mother is the town pump.

    Just reading that made me crack up again, this was definitely one of the funniest ever Can.


    Yeah, that was a hella fun. Back when Jester, Loaf and I used to like trolling other people's boards. It's funny, now that I have a team that's totally worth bragging about, I don't feel the need to troll anyone. I guess in a way, I've outsourced all my trolling to Richard Sherman!


    It was the Cards board that took the heat that year. They must have really hated us. Just don't have the time for them anymore, well that and I kind of feel bad for them. We were taking on the entire board and I think it was 2010, because the road game ended and before we could really do anything they banned at least 2 of us. The town pump was a classic.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:10 pm
  • Not a quote but Grant Winstrom and Sean Alexander.

    My favorite quote is probably MysterMatt's David Greene line.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:05 pm
  • Largent80 wrote:My arms are hairy. I'm gonna shave em and send the hair to DTex. He can either bail them up into a pacifier or glue them to areas that he has none.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:50 pm
  • Cboom is definitely my favorite, but there was a long thread about Okung being "scared" that I found delicious for a while.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:18 pm
  • hedgehawk wrote:Not a quote but Grant Winstrom and Sean Alexander.


    Oh yeah.. The "Winstrom" thing actually took off as sarcasm for a while because there were a few that appeared to have it in their spell check. Or the other one "Kearney"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:23 pm
  • "New intro song to replace Bittersweet Symphony"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:29 pm
  • Funniest thing about Wistrom was everyone was spelling it

    WINSTROM

    for a long time.

    :D
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:54 pm
  • Wistrom

    Shawn Alexander

    Sydney Rice

    Seattle fans might be knowledgeable, but we really could give 0 F's about spelling the players names correctly.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:59 pm
  • Seahawk Sailor wrote:It's been mentioned several times already, but to me there is none greater. KBowen75 achieved legendary status in just a few posts. Never before has a guy garnered that big a reaction to so little said. I think we scared him off.

    He had three quotes that were all instant platinum hits: "Hass is mannnnnnnnnnn," "Tatupu is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," and "maker my words!"


    Don't forget about "NLF MVP"....

    -SH

    edit: Oh yeah and "McGuire"....
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:05 pm
  • I was the creator of "Teel time?"
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:20 pm
  • seabowl wrote:I was the creator of "Teel time?"


    You don't know? Mike Teel for HASS OTF!!!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:41 pm
  • I still want Mike Teel back...is that weird?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:58 pm
  • SmokeyHawk wrote:
    Seahawk Sailor wrote:It's been mentioned several times already, but to me there is none greater. KBowen75 achieved legendary status in just a few posts. Never before has a guy garnered that big a reaction to so little said. I think we scared him off.

    He had three quotes that were all instant platinum hits: "Hass is mannnnnnnnnnn," "Tatupu is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," and "maker my words!"


    Don't forget about "NLF MVP"....

    -SH

    edit: Oh yeah and "McGuire"....


    Oh yeah!

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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:33 pm
  • RockHawk wrote:
    hawksfansinceday1 wrote:
    RolandDeschain wrote:[quote="JSeahawks"]Which Seahawk would you most like to sleep with?


    I don't know, but I think Dom would die happy if he could have a threesome with Bryant and Carpenter. 8)

    While David Greene watches. :mrgreen:


    I was literally one click away from spending $200 on a David Greene customized jersey just so I could present it to Matt. Common sense finally overtook my love for ironic sarcasm (thank god).[/quote]
    Bastard!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:35 am
  • Hawk Finn wrote:
    Guardian wrote:Image


    Straight outta Sleepaway Camp. Anyone remember that flick? Cult classic.



    Not this, but I wanted to have hawk finn on here just cause the fact that he still has the hawk monkey as his display pic. Hawk monkey was a great moment!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:22 am
  • dunceface wrote:I still want Mike Teel back...is that weird?


    Josh Portis >>>
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:21 am
  • beasthawk wrote:
    Hawk Finn wrote:
    Guardian wrote:Image


    Straight outta Sleepaway Camp. Anyone remember that flick? Cult classic.



    Not this, but I wanted to have hawk finn on here just cause the fact that he still has the hawk monkey as his display pic. Hawk monkey was a great moment!


    Hawk Monkey for life!
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:22 am
  • I still like HC Mike Holgrem
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:12 am
  • Hooters on Holmgren.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:56 pm
  • Scottemojo wrote:Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:13 am
  • SeaTown81 wrote:
    Scottemojo wrote:Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:36 am
  • Some of the older guys on the board can help me out please........

    From way back when....
    Who was the guy (name) that was in a wheelchair and would post constantly and fire everyone up ??
    I think he even got banned ??

    Some of his comments (none to quote) were priceless !!

    :229031_shrug:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:10 am
  • glowingeyedseahawk wrote:Some of the older guys on the board can help me out please........

    From way back when....
    Who was the guy (name) that was in a wheelchair and would post constantly and fire everyone up ??
    I think he even got banned ??

    Some of his comments (none to quote) were priceless !!

    :229031_shrug:


    Steve Harper?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:58 am
  • Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:02 am
  • Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


    Warner28?
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:28 am
  • I miss Warner28. He got pretty fired up about the dumbest $h!t. Super sharp guy though.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:29 am
  • BASF wrote:
    Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


    Warner28?


    Nah he had a picture of himself in a chair by a river or something like that in his avy.
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:32 am
  • Throwdown wrote:
    BASF wrote:
    Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


    Warner28?


    Nah he had a picture of himself in a chair by a river or something like that in his avy.


    That was AK something or other. And old guy like les
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:33 am
  • Tech Worlds wrote:
    SeaTown81 wrote:
    Scottemojo wrote:Red Bryant is terrible.


    I wish we had a compilation of all of Dom's Red Bryant quotes. Most of which centered around him complaining about Red being a lazy fat ass who ate corn bread.


    That's right!

    Looks like I was spot on too because planter faciatis whatever is caused by an excess of cornbread in the bodies fat cells. We all know Red Bryant has alot of fat cells too.


    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: All-time favorite .net quote
Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:53 am
  • Throwdown wrote:
    BASF wrote:
    Throwdown wrote:Who was the guy who kept telling us "Don't blow sunshine up my ass"?

    It was one of these old peoples, I know that for sure and it was during the 2011 season.


    Warner28?


    Nah he had a picture of himself in a chair by a river or something like that in his avy.

    SacHawk2.0 wrote:
    That was AK something or other. And old guy like les


    I'm pretty sure that he didn't get banned. I believe a female grizzly took him as a mate.
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