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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:08 am
  • JesterHawk wrote:
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    Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.


    Amy Grant. Boom. Next question.


    Hilarious.

    It gets wild when Vince Gill performs it as a duet with her during their concerts.


    It gets uncomfortable when they start making out on stage.

    Also, has anyone heard if X passed his physical? Still worried he's out with a hamstring.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:36 am
  • Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.


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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:01 am
  • I know KISS had a song called lets put the x in sex
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:42 am
  • Didn't Incarcerated Bob already call this?

    And afterword, didn't ClaytonKiperFlorio deny it, only to retweet a denial of the denial from SandoSoftyBobnGrozBrocknSalk?!! OMG, I can't stand those CougDawg lovers! SMH.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:43 am
  • I like sports!
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:39 am
  • Amy Grant/Vince Gill/KISS Super Bowl halftime show. Book it. Money in the bank.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:04 pm
  • CANHawk wrote:I like sports!


    Whatever. PC and JS have earned my trust. If they like sports, I'll like sports too.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:15 pm
  • Sarlacc83 wrote:
    Also, has anyone heard if X passed his physical? Still worried he's out with a hamstring.


    Worse, I've heard that the hamstring isn't even his. :34853_doh:
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:48 pm
  • volsunghawk wrote:
    Sarlacc83 wrote:
    Also, has anyone heard if X passed his physical? Still worried he's out with a hamstring.


    Worse, I've heard that the hamstring isn't even his. :34853_doh:


    I heard next year they're gonna start testing for illegally obtained hamstrings. 4 game suspension minimum.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:51 pm
  • I am looking forward to signing him up, though I want to see what the contract does to our cap. It better be team-friendly.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:01 pm
  • Zebulon Dak wrote:
    volsunghawk wrote:
    Sarlacc83 wrote:
    Also, has anyone heard if X passed his physical? Still worried he's out with a hamstring.


    Worse, I've heard that the hamstring isn't even his. :34853_doh:


    I heard next year they're gonna start testing for illegally obtained hamstrings. 4 game suspension minimum.


    We need to figure out why there's a proliferation of hamstrings in the NFL. Between this and the brain trauma cases, the NFL is really looking at some major lawsuits.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:12 pm
  • So I called up PC, I said there are big rumors that we are bringing in X for a try out, Whats the chances?

    He said I can't give out all the info now, but here is a hint. Take the letter F out of the word "way"
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:02 pm
  • Spokane wrote:So I called up PC, I said there are big rumors that we are bringing in X for a try out, Whats the chances?

    He said I can't give out all the info now, but here is a hint. Take the letter F out of the word "way"


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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:05 pm
  • Spokane wrote:So I called up PC, I said there are big rumors that we are bringing in X for a try out, Whats the chances?

    He said I can't give out all the info now, but here is a hint. Take the letter F out of the word "way"


    F is composed of four components. Two connecting lines and two horizontal lines. Rearranging, we see that we can only reconstruct one letter from way out of those four straight lines, and that's the w. Thus, the hint is AY. There is only one player with the initials AY in the league, and that's Ashton Youboty, former CB for Jacksonville. Pete does it again! What a haul!
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:12 pm
  • I don't even think "hamstring" is a real body part. It sounds totally made up. Like beef balls or medulla oblongata.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:32 pm
  • I pull my beef balls like every day and look at me I'm fine.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:54 pm
  • Congratulations Hawkstorian.

    You're got this to near 6 pages.

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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:01 pm
  • Well I heard X likes scones with currant berries in them
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:08 pm
  • dunceface wrote:Well I heard X likes scones with currant berries in them


    Scones are nothing more than failed muffins.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:12 pm
  • Illegally obtained hamstrings aside, didn't this cat have some marijuana problems back in college? I'd like to know if his character problems are going to upset the locker room before we get too excited about this.

    I know, I know, we have strong core of guys who will keep him in check, but I still worry that he might end up causing trouble.

    Plus, he might replace that one guy who Marshawn knows which could totally make Beast Mode play like Least Mode. Not worth the risk IMO. Back to the drawing board.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:17 pm
  • i hear he good hitter tackler ?
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:25 pm
  • CANHawk wrote:
    dunceface wrote:Well I heard X likes scones with currant berries in them


    Scones are nothing more than failed muffins.


    Thats what I was getting at, he wont give good hitter tackles if he only strives for scones.

    I want a dirt bag muffin eater who is mannnnnnn...a muffin mannnnn if you wil
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:28 pm
  • What I really need to know is....what current Seahawk would X do, if he could choose choose only one?
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:41 pm
  • Ran into X last night at a rave in North Beach. "Doin sum X, want sum?" he said with a strange bent smile. "Got sum, thanks though my bro, maybe tomorrow," I sheepishly replied. "Hey X you rave alot?" I axed. " Not alot, maybe 8-9 a week, only double up on Friday and Tuesday cuz to much X ties X's bowels in a windsor if you know what I'm hinted at," drooled X. I reached down inside my outside pocket to make sure I had the stuff to quench X's jones and right next to the tweezers and double bubble was one neatly wrapped load. "Relax X it's your lucky day, I got you covered," I said as I placed a hand warmed hit of chockalaty lax into his anxiously waiting hand. "This kindness will move me in ways only Elvis can appreciate, how can I ever repay you," queried X. "So easy X, when the lax kicks in, do it in a brown paper bag, light it on fire, throw the flaming bag of pooh on Harbaugh's porch and scream at the top of your lungs, HOLDING, HOLDING, HE WAS HOLDING!!!
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:23 pm
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