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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:38 am
  • SNDavidson wrote:If x player is released by team y before train A leaves the station, how many apples does billy have? answer: Russell Wilson


    this one made me lol hard.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:39 am
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:41 am
  • hawktawk wrote:I understand that X can't read or write. How will he able to sign a contract?


    Hyperbole? Just because he didn't score well on the Wonderlic doesn't man he's illiterate.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:43 am
  • Who are we talking about
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:44 am
  • kthebestwayw wrote:Who are we talking about

    X Player.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:51 am
  • Pstark3 wrote:
    kthebestwayw wrote:Who are we talking about

    X Player.


    Seriously.....
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:54 am
  • kthebestwayw wrote:
    Pstark3 wrote:
    kthebestwayw wrote:Who are we talking about

    X Player.


    Seriously.....


    Y?
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:09 pm
  • Who's on first?
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:19 pm
  • Y U no X player Y?
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:21 pm
  • dunceface wrote:Y U no X player Y?


    Let me X you a question.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:41 pm
  • If you guys can't stay on topic I'm going to leave the discussion.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:54 pm
  • John Clayton aXed X why he wanted to leave Y, "why! why not?"
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:20 pm
  • Omg someone seriously just say who the hell it's X...bunch of little kids. Sorry i don't get it
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:22 pm
  • kthebestwayw wrote:Omg someone seriously just say who the hell it's X...bunch of little kids. Sorry i don't get it


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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:26 pm
  • JesterHawk wrote:
    Sarlacc83 wrote:
    Hawkstorian wrote:Aros says to me earlier this year "people don't get your sense of humor".

    I beg to differ.


    Oh, I think we all know you're going to take a joke and beat it until it's half past dead. Because
    we get it, you hate Russell Wilson.


    This.


    SEE??!?!

    Still funny.

    Kinda.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:49 pm
  • The only thing better than having one X.

    Is XXX.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:54 pm
  • Whats on second.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:59 pm
  • kthebestwayw wrote:Omg someone seriously just say who the hell it's X...bunch of little kids. Sorry i don't get it


    Oh man, you got us. Who'd have thought the Packers would have just straight dropped Jay Cutler?
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:00 pm
  • I think he's missing something as a player. He doesn't have that X factor.

    Plus, my sister's boyfriend works with someone who used to sleep with a hairdresser who does the hair of the cousin of the mother of his first child, and she says that he just had a secret surgery for a knee injury the team didn't tell anyone where his knee is now held together with razor wire and that clear sticky stuff you sometimes get in packaging.

    And that can give you Lew's Creamia.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:02 pm
  • Isn't it Lou's creamia?

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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:05 pm
  • The Radish wrote:Isn't it Lou's creamia?

    :les:


    I really struggle with American names Lez.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:21 pm
  • peachesenregalia wrote:
    JesterHawk wrote:
    Sarlacc83 wrote:[quote="Hawkstorian"]Aros says to me earlier this year "people don't get your sense of humor".

    I beg to differ.


    Oh, I think we all know you're going to take a joke and beat it until it's half past dead. Because
    we get it, you hate Russell Wilson.


    This.


    SEE??!?!

    Still funny.

    Kinda.[/quote]

    He's still taking it in good humour, so it's not become funny again yet.

    Give it time. I'm betting our patience lasts longer than his.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:56 pm
  • hawktawk wrote:I understand that X can't read or write. How will he able to sign a contract?


    He could just sign it with an X...
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:47 pm
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:21 pm
  • kthebestwayw wrote:Who are we talking about

    Yes.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:36 pm
  • Heard the Jets signed him?
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:43 pm
  • Zebulon Dak wrote:Heard the Jets signed him?


    Not surprised. He could do well under Ryan.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:04 pm
  • peachesenregalia wrote:
    Zebulon Dak wrote:Heard the Jets signed him?


    Not surprised. He could do well under Ryan.


    Bastard just used us as leverage in the negotiating process. Nobody wants to play in south Alaska.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:44 pm
  • Pete wasn't really that interested in him, they're just looking under every rock, you know?
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:47 pm
  • Camp fodder.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:37 pm
  • "Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:46 pm
  • We should nickname him xy3 because his jersey number is 3
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:48 pm
  • Your jersey number is 3.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:50 pm
  • Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.


    Amy Grant. Boom. Next question.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:51 pm
  • Who do you think x is most similar to in styles? He is y's height but moves around like z and is smart like k but has intangibles and leadership qualities like b.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:23 pm
  • Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.

    KISS
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:38 pm
  • kthebestwayw the player we are talking about is Ray Lewis. Also known as X-Ray.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:13 am
  • razgriz737 wrote:
    Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.

    KISS


    INCORRECT.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:21 am
  • Zebulon Dak wrote:
    razgriz737 wrote:
    Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.

    KISS


    INCORRECT.


    The Kiss version was an Amy Grant cover.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:27 am
  • Zebulon Dak wrote:
    Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.


    Amy Grant. Boom. Next question.


    Hilarious.

    It gets wild when Vince Gill performs it as a duet with her during their concerts.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:08 am
  • JesterHawk wrote:
    Zebulon Dak wrote:
    Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.


    Amy Grant. Boom. Next question.


    Hilarious.

    It gets wild when Vince Gill performs it as a duet with her during their concerts.


    It gets uncomfortable when they start making out on stage.

    Also, has anyone heard if X passed his physical? Still worried he's out with a hamstring.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:36 am
  • Hawk Strap wrote:"Lets put the X in sex. Loves like a muscle and you make me wanna flex."

    Name the band.


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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:01 am
  • I know KISS had a song called lets put the x in sex
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:42 am
  • Didn't Incarcerated Bob already call this?

    And afterword, didn't ClaytonKiperFlorio deny it, only to retweet a denial of the denial from SandoSoftyBobnGrozBrocknSalk?!! OMG, I can't stand those CougDawg lovers! SMH.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:43 am
  • I like sports!
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:39 am
  • Amy Grant/Vince Gill/KISS Super Bowl halftime show. Book it. Money in the bank.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:04 pm
  • CANHawk wrote:I like sports!


    Whatever. PC and JS have earned my trust. If they like sports, I'll like sports too.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:15 pm
  • Sarlacc83 wrote:
    Also, has anyone heard if X passed his physical? Still worried he's out with a hamstring.


    Worse, I've heard that the hamstring isn't even his. :34853_doh:
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:48 pm
  • volsunghawk wrote:
    Sarlacc83 wrote:
    Also, has anyone heard if X passed his physical? Still worried he's out with a hamstring.


    Worse, I've heard that the hamstring isn't even his. :34853_doh:


    I heard next year they're gonna start testing for illegally obtained hamstrings. 4 game suspension minimum.
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Re: X Player released from Y Team
Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:51 pm
  • I am looking forward to signing him up, though I want to see what the contract does to our cap. It better be team-friendly.
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