Okay so I was watching a couple of showes last night and I think I uncovered a big breaking story. Our super star QB is actually FEZ From that 70s show
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Post subject: Re: Wilson has a Double life
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:32 am
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Actually I think its already been confirmed that Russell plays a lot of golf in his free time
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:37 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:40 am
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Axx wrote:
Aww hell no!
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Post subject: Re: Wilson has a Double life
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:40 am
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Make me sick. All short people look alike?
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Post subject: Re: Wilson has a Double life
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:41 am
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i dont see the fez resemblance at all.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:58 am
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Russell Wilson is Carleton Banks. All other comparisons are wrong. The Fez one is hella wrong.
Can somebody please make a gif or Russell's head on Carleton's body doing the Carleton dance..? That'd be soooo awesome.
Season 4 is the one that focused on the kids. And I agree, thats the best season. Although seasons 1 and 3 were amazing as well.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:26 pm
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JSeahawks wrote:
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JSeahawks wrote:
He's Michael, from The Wire.
This was why season 3 was my favorite.
Season 4 is the one that focused on the kids. And I agree, thats the best season. Although seasons 1 and 3 were amazing as well.
Or maybe I meant season 4, the one with the school kids. But season 3 was tight too. lol
EDIT: The Wire is the main reason I'm pulling for the Ravens this weekend.
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Post subject: Re: Wilson has a Double life
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:33 pm
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Win another ring for Omar!
Omar comin'! He's gonna have to use his shotty on some San Francisco girly-boys if they win on Sunday. Maybe have him stroll out on the field in his coat with his vest and stick his shotgun in Kaepernick's face, and demand the football from him; and when he doesn't hand it over, --BAM-- there goes his knee.
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Ohhhhhh man, it's Wee-Bey! Lucky SOB.
You come at the king, you best not miss.
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Post subject: Re: Wilson has a Double life
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:54 pm
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RolandDeschain wrote:
Win another ring for Omar!
Omar comin'! He's gonna have to use his shotty on some San Francisco girly-boys if they win on Sunday. Maybe have him stroll out on the field in his coat with his vest and stick his shotgun in Kaepernick's face, and demand the football from him; and when he doesn't hand it over, --BAM-- there goes his knee.
I always use that line because my real name is Omar, but most people don't get the reference.
Here's my list of players and the characters they can relate to --- just to stay on topic.
Russell Wilson - Omar Little, because he's a smart, straight edge, patient guy who everyone fears because he can get what he wants when he wants it.
Matt Flynn - Stringer, because he's a good back-up.
Richard Sherman - Snoop, because he talks mad sh*t and backs it up.
Walter Thurmond - Dukie, because of a lot of wasted potential.
Brandon Browner - Michael Lee, because he went from quiet guy to straight badass.
Red Bryant - Prop Joe, because they're both huge.
Pete Carroll - Marlo Stanfield, because he knows how to run his team effectively.
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