Okay so I was watching a couple of showes last night and I think I uncovered a big breaking story.
Our super star QB is actually FEZ From that 70s show

Actually I think its already been confirmed that Russell plays a lot of golf in his free time

Axx wrote:

Aww hell no!

Make me sick. All short people look alike?

i dont see the fez resemblance at all.

Russell Wilson is Carleton Banks. All other comparisons are wrong. The Fez one is hella wrong.

Can somebody please make a gif or Russell's head on Carleton's body doing the Carleton dance..? That'd be soooo awesome.

Johnny Mathis?

Seahwkgal wrote:Johnny Mathis?

Now you've gone too far.

He's Michael, from The Wire.

he is a robot after all

Wayne Brady gon' hafta choke someone named Axx.

JSeahawks wrote:He's Michael, from The Wire.

This was why season 3 was my favorite.

I think season 2 was my favorite. It's tough to say, though. 3 was great also. Man, every season of The Wire was a constant orgasm.

Hawken-Dazs wrote:

JSeahawks wrote:He's Michael, from The Wire.

This was why season 3 was my favorite.

Season 4 is the one that focused on the kids. And I agree, thats the best season. Although seasons 1 and 3 were amazing as well.

JSeahawks wrote:

Hawken-Dazs wrote:

JSeahawks wrote:He's Michael, from The Wire.

This was why season 3 was my favorite.

Season 4 is the one that focused on the kids. And I agree, thats the best season. Although seasons 1 and 3 were amazing as well.

Or maybe I meant season 4, the one with the school kids. But season 3 was tight too. lol

EDIT: The Wire is the main reason I'm pulling for the Ravens this weekend.

Win another ring for Omar!

Omar comin'! He's gonna have to use his shotty on some San Francisco girly-boys if they win on Sunday. Maybe have him stroll out on the field in his coat with his vest and stick his shotgun in Kaepernick's face, and demand the football from him; and when he doesn't hand it over, --BAM-- there goes his knee.

Ohhhhhh man, it's Wee-Bey! Lucky SOB.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

RolandDeschain wrote:Win another ring for Omar!

Omar comin'! He's gonna have to use his shotty on some San Francisco girly-boys if they win on Sunday. Maybe have him stroll out on the field in his coat with his vest and stick his shotgun in Kaepernick's face, and demand the football from him; and when he doesn't hand it over, --BAM-- there goes his knee.

I always use that line because my real name is Omar, but most people don't get the reference.

Here's my list of players and the characters they can relate to --- just to stay on topic.

Russell Wilson - Omar Little, because he's a smart, straight edge, patient guy who everyone fears because he can get what he wants when he wants it.

Matt Flynn - Stringer, because he's a good back-up.

Richard Sherman - Snoop, because he talks mad sh*t and backs it up.

Walter Thurmond - Dukie, because of a lot of wasted potential.

Brandon Browner - Michael Lee, because he went from quiet guy to straight badass.

Red Bryant - Prop Joe, because they're both huge.

Pete Carroll - Marlo Stanfield, because he knows how to run his team effectively.

Before we completely hijack this thread, i started a "The Wire" thread in the lounge.

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=65109

Stringer Bell is displeased, J.