I know this isn't the classified forum, but mods, please give this 20 hours here.
There is an XL XL T-shirt listed on ebay. New with stickers, starting at $35. I know there have been several people here before wishing they could get their hands on something like this, now is your chance. The listing goes for another 20 hours from now.
By the way, this is a public service announcement. I'm not the one selling it.