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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
 Post Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:36 pm 
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All you guys thinking you would join in don't know Russell.

You may start the game, but within minutes Russell would be in, replacing you and not only playing at a high level but mounting the greatest comeback in team history. Afterwards, he'd be watching the video, examining his footwork and timing to ensure that the next game he'd be 10 times better.

You'd be sitting on the bench, holding the clipboard and charting the plays.


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I would say "Russell Wilson sighting"

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The mere thought of this gives me a Wooden Tate.

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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She would have to let me know if his "size" really did define his skill set.

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Gross.

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Sadly i'm not sure if I disagreed with any of these absurd comments


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I would be proud.

You'd better give her a high 5, and a pat on the fanny!

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if your wife found YOU in bed with Russell Wilson


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I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.


This thread is so epic that it got someone with only 3 posts since 2009 feel the need to comment


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If I was married, heck if I had a girlfriend I would be proud as well.

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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I would see if he needed anything. Lube, a sandwich?


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Thread of the year, no doubt about it! Thanks for helping with the healing process, the world isn't so dark anymore.

I throw on my headset and try and call a conservative gameplan and pretend I'm Darrell Bevell. Ground and pound? Beast Mode? Hmmm... Maybe that's not such a great idea.

And yes, I have a coordinator's headset sitting around the house...

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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And yes, I have a coordinator's headset sitting around the house...


Perv! Way to cross the line!


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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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Well then, you couldn't be more unlike Russell himself.

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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I'd log onto Seahawks.net to brag.

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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I'd log onto Seahawks.net to brag.


You do that everytime you expirement with your sexuality though? Two days ago you posted about some magical hole in a rest area stall. Wilson on your wife deserves something special.


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pehawk wrote:
Sarlacc83 wrote:
I'd log onto Seahawks.net to brag.


You do that everytime you expirement with your sexuality though? Two days ago you posted about some magical hole in a rest area stall. Wilson on your wife deserves something special.


Is this why you went to Enumclaw with that horse and a geoduck?

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No, I went to Enumclaw to prove I was much more of a man than the dude who died. There was room for another one when I did it.


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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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pehawk wrote:
No, I went to Enumclaw to prove I was much more of a man than the dude who died. There was room for another one when I did it.


Naturally, the early favorite for 2013 "thread of the year" would spawn the early frontrunner for 2013 "post of the year." Excellent work, pe, ya sick bastahd!

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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I would film it so he could go over it later for improvements.

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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Omg, pleaze schack this thread-


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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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