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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

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I would be proud.


I'd invest in a Wilson mask if that fills some (twisted) fantasy for you. If that's her in your avatar (Thai?) I'm interested.

I see you're in Utah...you have any more wives like her? PM me. Definitely interested.


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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.

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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.


Don't forget leaving rj notes of how to improve his game.

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Does any one remember, Mad TV I think. when a guy found his wife screwing the BOZ and was all for it?

This thread reminds me of that, too funny!

Oh...and I would ask him to sign my Seahawks jersey before he left, but after he finished.

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Don't forget leaving rj notes of how to improve his game.

Nice!! :th2thumbs:

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I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.

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razgriz737 wrote:
I would join in.

razgriz737 wrote:
I would join in.

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I'd join them. :P

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I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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razgriz737 wrote:
I would join in.

razgriz737 wrote:
I would join in.

hawkmanj wrote:
I'd join them. :P

Bipolar wrote:
I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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I would raise the resulting child on a steady diet of HGH, red meat, and game film, only to retire a millionare 18 years later.

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This would prove that Seahawks do have dirty players.

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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


Rarely does the internet make me literally "lol"


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I'd say "go Hawks!" at the end.


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I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.


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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


Lol so funny.

Much needed thread

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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


I know I do.

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some of this post are kinda... HELLO!

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All you guys thinking you would join in don't know Russell.

You may start the game, but within minutes Russell would be in, replacing you and not only playing at a high level but mounting the greatest comeback in team history. Afterwards, he'd be watching the video, examining his footwork and timing to ensure that the next game he'd be 10 times better.

You'd be sitting on the bench, holding the clipboard and charting the plays.


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I would say "Russell Wilson sighting"

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The mere thought of this gives me a Wooden Tate.

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She would have to let me know if his "size" really did define his skill set.

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Sadly i'm not sure if I disagreed with any of these absurd comments


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I would be proud.

You'd better give her a high 5, and a pat on the fanny!

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At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if your wife found YOU in bed with Russell Wilson


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I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.


This thread is so epic that it got someone with only 3 posts since 2009 feel the need to comment


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If I was married, heck if I had a girlfriend I would be proud as well.

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Thread of the year, no doubt about it! Thanks for helping with the healing process, the world isn't so dark anymore.

I throw on my headset and try and call a conservative gameplan and pretend I'm Darrell Bevell. Ground and pound? Beast Mode? Hmmm... Maybe that's not such a great idea.

And yes, I have a coordinator's headset sitting around the house...

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And yes, I have a coordinator's headset sitting around the house...


Perv! Way to cross the line!


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Well then, you couldn't be more unlike Russell himself.

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I'd log onto Seahawks.net to brag.


You do that everytime you expirement with your sexuality though? Two days ago you posted about some magical hole in a rest area stall. Wilson on your wife deserves something special.


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I'd log onto Seahawks.net to brag.


You do that everytime you expirement with your sexuality though? Two days ago you posted about some magical hole in a rest area stall. Wilson on your wife deserves something special.


Is this why you went to Enumclaw with that horse and a geoduck?

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No, I went to Enumclaw to prove I was much more of a man than the dude who died. There was room for another one when I did it.


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No, I went to Enumclaw to prove I was much more of a man than the dude who died. There was room for another one when I did it.


Naturally, the early favorite for 2013 "thread of the year" would spawn the early frontrunner for 2013 "post of the year." Excellent work, pe, ya sick bastahd!

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