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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

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I would be proud.


I'd invest in a Wilson mask if that fills some (twisted) fantasy for you. If that's her in your avatar (Thai?) I'm interested.

I see you're in Utah...you have any more wives like her? PM me. Definitely interested.


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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.

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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.


Don't forget leaving rj notes of how to improve his game.

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Does any one remember, Mad TV I think. when a guy found his wife screwing the BOZ and was all for it?

This thread reminds me of that, too funny!

Oh...and I would ask him to sign my Seahawks jersey before he left, but after he finished.

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Don't forget leaving rj notes of how to improve his game.

Nice!! :th2thumbs:

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I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.

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I would join in.

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I would join in.

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I'd join them. :P

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I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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razgriz737 wrote:
I would join in.

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I would join in.

hawkmanj wrote:
I'd join them. :P

Bipolar wrote:
I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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I need to take a shower after reading this thread.

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I would raise the resulting child on a steady diet of HGH, red meat, and game film, only to retire a millionare 18 years later.

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This would prove that Seahawks do have dirty players.

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Rat wrote:
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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


Rarely does the internet make me literally "lol"


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I'd say "go Hawks!" at the end.


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I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.


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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?

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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


Lol so funny.

Much needed thread

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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


I know I do.

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some of this post are kinda... HELLO!

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