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 Post subject: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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I would be jealous.

Of rjdriver's wife, right?

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I would join in.

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I'd check to see if he really is that short.

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I'd film it and make a small fortune selling it to one of those internet porn sites!

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I'd ask him if he wanted a sandwich


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id raise the chld until he was 33 and it was time for him to go out into the world.


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I'd frame the note he left on the bed afterwards breaking down the performance and giving tips for improvement for us


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Russell's a robot, I'm not sure if that's possible

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 Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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You guys are freakin' hysterical.

I'm so old and my soon to be wife is too that it would never happen to me (she's definitely older than Russ's mom). See there are some good things about being an old guy.

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Rjdriver is my brother (literally), and I'd toss a salad to keep big Russ on the stiff end.

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I would have to make sure that it was my wife in that bed.

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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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Rat wrote:
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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.

Haha Wtf!?


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Rat wrote:
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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


There's a line... and it was just crossed.

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Yeah, I'm with Rat here. You gotta jump in and tell your wife to quit being such a prude.

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