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Post subject: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:35 pm |
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:36 pm |
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:36 pm |
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Rat wrote: I would be jealous. Of rjdriver's wife, right?
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:37 pm |
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I would join in.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:37 pm |
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I'd check to see if he really is that short.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:39 pm |
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I'd film it and make a small fortune selling it to one of those internet porn sites!
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:45 pm |
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I'd ask him if he wanted a sandwich
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:50 pm |
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id raise the chld until he was 33 and it was time for him to go out into the world.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:52 pm |
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I'd be like this: 
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:52 pm |
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I'd frame the note he left on the bed afterwards breaking down the performance and giving tips for improvement for us
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:53 pm |
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Russell's a robot, I'm not sure if that's possible
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:53 pm |
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You guys are freakin' hysterical.
I'm so old and my soon to be wife is too that it would never happen to me (she's definitely older than Russ's mom). See there are some good things about being an old guy.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:58 pm |
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Rjdriver is my brother (literally), and I'd toss a salad to keep big Russ on the stiff end.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:59 pm |
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I would have to make sure that it was my wife in that bed.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:01 pm |
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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:03 pm |
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-The Glove- wrote: I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:04 pm |
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Rat wrote: -The Glove- wrote: I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross It'd be too tough to not swallow it all. Haha Wtf!?
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:05 pm |
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Rat wrote: -The Glove- wrote: I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross It'd be too tough to not swallow it all. There's a line... and it was just crossed.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:06 pm |
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Yeah, I'm with Rat here. You gotta jump in and tell your wife to quit being such a prude.
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Post subject: Re: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson.... Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:06 pm |
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.net award for most emotionally scarring thread of 2013?
No way this is getting topped.
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