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 Post subject: If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....
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Of rjdriver's wife, right?

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I'd film it and make a small fortune selling it to one of those internet porn sites!

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I'd frame the note he left on the bed afterwards breaking down the performance and giving tips for improvement for us


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Russell's a robot, I'm not sure if that's possible

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You guys are freakin' hysterical.

I'm so old and my soon to be wife is too that it would never happen to me (she's definitely older than Russ's mom). See there are some good things about being an old guy.

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Rjdriver is my brother (literally), and I'd toss a salad to keep big Russ on the stiff end.

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I would have to make sure that it was my wife in that bed.

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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.

Haha Wtf!?


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


There's a line... and it was just crossed.

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Yeah, I'm with Rat here. You gotta jump in and tell your wife to quit being such a prude.


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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

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I would be proud.


I'd invest in a Wilson mask if that fills some (twisted) fantasy for you. If that's her in your avatar (Thai?) I'm interested.

I see you're in Utah...you have any more wives like her? PM me. Definitely interested.


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I'd join them. :P


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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.

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Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.


Don't forget leaving rj notes of how to improve his game.

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Does any one remember, Mad TV I think. when a guy found his wife screwing the BOZ and was all for it?

This thread reminds me of that, too funny!

Oh...and I would ask him to sign my Seahawks jersey before he left, but after he finished.

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Don't forget leaving rj notes of how to improve his game.

Nice!! :th2thumbs:

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razgriz737 wrote:
I would join in.

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I would join in.

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I'd join them. :P

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I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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razgriz737 wrote:
I would join in.

razgriz737 wrote:
I would join in.

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I'd join them. :P

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I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.


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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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This would prove that Seahawks do have dirty players.

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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


Lol so funny.

Much needed thread

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I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


I know I do.

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All you guys thinking you would join in don't know Russell.

You may start the game, but within minutes Russell would be in, replacing you and not only playing at a high level but mounting the greatest comeback in team history. Afterwards, he'd be watching the video, examining his footwork and timing to ensure that the next game he'd be 10 times better.

You'd be sitting on the bench, holding the clipboard and charting the plays.


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You'd better give her a high 5, and a pat on the fanny!

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At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if your wife found YOU in bed with Russell Wilson


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I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.


This thread is so epic that it got someone with only 3 posts since 2009 feel the need to comment


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