If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....

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  • I would be proud.
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  • I would be jealous.
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  • Rat wrote:I would be jealous.

    Of rjdriver's wife, right?
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  • I would join in.
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  • I'd check to see if he really is that short.
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  • I'd film it and make a small fortune selling it to one of those internet porn sites!
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  • I'd ask him if he wanted a sandwich
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  • I'd be like this:

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  • I'd frame the note he left on the bed afterwards breaking down the performance and giving tips for improvement for us
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  • Russell's a robot, I'm not sure if that's possible
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  • You guys are freakin' hysterical.

    I'm so old and my soon to be wife is too that it would never happen to me (she's definitely older than Russ's mom). See there are some good things about being an old guy.
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  • Rjdriver is my brother (literally), and I'd toss a salad to keep big Russ on the stiff end.
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  • I would have to make sure that it was my wife in that bed.
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  • I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross
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  • -The Glove- wrote:I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

    It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.
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  • Rat wrote:
    -The Glove- wrote:I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

    It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.

    Haha Wtf!?
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  • Rat wrote:
    -The Glove- wrote:I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

    It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


    There's a line... and it was just crossed.
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  • Yeah, I'm with Rat here. You gotta jump in and tell your wife to quit being such a prude.
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  • .net award for most emotionally scarring thread of 2013?

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  • Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?
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  • rjdriver wrote:I would be proud.


    I'd invest in a Wilson mask if that fills some (twisted) fantasy for you. If that's her in your avatar (Thai?) I'm interested.

    I see you're in Utah...you have any more wives like her? PM me. Definitely interested.
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  • I'd join them. :P
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  • JSeahawks wrote:Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

    You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.
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  • hawksfansinceday1 wrote:
    JSeahawks wrote:Do you think he'd be watching film out of the corner of his eye like hte rest of us would be watching porn?

    You already know the answer to this one J. Plus he'd be figuring out ways to beat the defense while he was hammering away on your old lady too. Multi-tasking. All the great ones can do it.


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  • Does any one remember, Mad TV I think. when a guy found his wife screwing the BOZ and was all for it?

    This thread reminds me of that, too funny!

    Oh...and I would ask him to sign my Seahawks jersey before he left, but after he finished.
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  • oregonhawkfan wrote:Don't forget leaving rj notes of how to improve his game.

    Nice!! :th2thumbs:
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  • I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.
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  • razgriz737 wrote:I would join in.

    razgriz737 wrote:I would join in.

    hawkmanj wrote:I'd join them. :P

    Bipolar wrote:I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.


    Rat wrote:
    -The Glove- wrote:I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

    It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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  • 5_Golden_Rings wrote:
    razgriz737 wrote:I would join in.

    razgriz737 wrote:I would join in.

    hawkmanj wrote:I'd join them. :P

    Bipolar wrote:I would gladly join in this cosmic threesome.


    Rat wrote:
    -The Glove- wrote:I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

    It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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    :moon.: :3:
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  • I need to take a shower after reading this thread.
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  • I would raise the resulting child on a steady diet of HGH, red meat, and game film, only to retire a millionare 18 years later.
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  • This would prove that Seahawks do have dirty players.
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  • Rat wrote:
    -The Glove- wrote:I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross

    It'd be too tough to not swallow it all.


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  • I'd say "go Hawks!" at the end.
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  • I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.
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  • I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?
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  • pehawk wrote:I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


    Lol so funny.

    Much needed thread
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  • pehawk wrote:I wonder if he says "Go Hawks" when he "finishes" in my wife?


    I know I do.
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  • some of this post are kinda... HELLO!
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  • All you guys thinking you would join in don't know Russell.

    You may start the game, but within minutes Russell would be in, replacing you and not only playing at a high level but mounting the greatest comeback in team history. Afterwards, he'd be watching the video, examining his footwork and timing to ensure that the next game he'd be 10 times better.

    You'd be sitting on the bench, holding the clipboard and charting the plays.
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  • I would say "Russell Wilson sighting"
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  • The mere thought of this gives me a Wooden Tate.
    Tru2RedNGold25 wrote:Us as Niners fan have every right to rep Niners all day everyday when we have the hardware to back it up do can u guys say that???


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  • She would have to let me know if his "size" really did define his skill set.
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  • Gross.
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  • Sadly i'm not sure if I disagreed with any of these absurd comments
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  • rjdriver wrote:I would be proud.

    You'd better give her a high 5, and a pat on the fanny!
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  • At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if your wife found YOU in bed with Russell Wilson
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  • SSEHAWK wrote:I would ask for a son, with the golden arm and feet.


    This thread is so epic that it got someone with only 3 posts since 2009 feel the need to comment
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  • If I was married, heck if I had a girlfriend I would be proud as well.
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