If I caught my wife in bed with Russel Wilson....

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id raise the chld until he was 33 and it was time for him to go out into the world.
 

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I'd frame the note he left on the bed afterwards breaking down the performance and giving tips for improvement for us
 

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You guys are freakin' hysterical.

I'm so old and my soon to be wife is too that it would never happen to me (she's definitely older than Russ's mom). See there are some good things about being an old guy.
 

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Rjdriver is my brother (literally), and I'd toss a salad to keep big Russ on the stiff end.
 

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I'd save his ejaculate to make a couple mini-RW's...jk that's gross
 

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Yeah, I'm with Rat here. You gotta jump in and tell your wife to quit being such a prude.
 

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.net award for most emotionally scarring thread of 2013?

No way this is getting topped.
 
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