He pinches pennies where he can. Let's hope he treats the rams the same way he treats his...um...hair?
That's the thing: He married into the Walton clan. Maybe I'm missing something here, but I'd think he'd either shave it all, keep a little on the sides (aka, "The Picard" or Lobot, from Cloud City) or, using his wealth, join the Hair Club for Men. At least w/the last option, you get a free Member's Only jacket.
But hey, I have thick luxurious hair...like Fabio or Jack Donaghy...and I don't even own a pair of cleats. So maybe the rug is workin'; after all, it is your head suit.