Some Christmas Carrolls for you all

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Some Christmas Carrolls for you all
Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:19 pm
  • Merry Christmas .netters Enjoy!

    Vernon got run over by a Seahawk

    Vernon got run over by a Seahawk
    Trying to play in our house Sunday eve
    You can try to say the hit's illegal
    But as for us, the 12th man, we believe

    Sherman almost knocked his head off
    Better that he'd hit him low
    Now he's needin' medication
    As he stumbled off the field dazed from the blow

    When he woke up Christmas morning
    tryin' to get his mem'ries back
    There was throbbing in his forehead
    and Chancellor's shoulder pad left its stamp

    Vernon got run over by a Seahawk
    Trying to play in our house Sunday eve
    You can try to say the hit's illegal
    But as for us, the 12th man, we believe

    Now we're all so proud of Kam Bam
    He's been dishing hurt so well
    See him in there playin' football
    Put the fear in when he rang Vern's bell

    It's not football without Kam Bam
    And Vernon Davis won't come back
    And we just can't help but wonder
    If Kam gets fined will his teamates have his back?

    Vernon got run over by a Seahawk
    Trying to play in our house Sunday eve
    You can try to say the hit's illegal
    But as for us, the 12th man, we believe

    Vernon's goose was cooked this Sunday
    who could lay a hit so big?
    Twas a blue and lime-green Seahawk
    That went and snapped Vernon Davis like a twig

    I've warned all my Niner neighbors
    Better watch out for yourselves
    They should never put shoulder pads
    On a man who'd put the hurt on Santa's elves

    Vernon got run over by a Seahawk
    Trying to play in our house Sunday eve
    You can try to say the hit's illegal
    But as for us, the 12th man, we believe


    Here comes DangerRuss

    Here comes DangerRuss, here comes DangerRuss
    Scramblin for a big gain
    Niners are blitzin but they keep missin'
    Hawks first down again

    Niner's losin', Seahawks bruisin'
    All is merry and bright
    House is rockin' so loud with cheers
    'cause DangerRuss plays tonight

    Here comes DangerRuss, here comes DangerRuss
    Scramblin for a big gain
    He's too quick for those Niner's boys
    He's gonna score again
    Leaves those rushers in a tangle
    Oh what a beautiful sight
    The gold and red are over their head
    'Cause DangerRuss plays tonight

    Here comes DangerRuss, here comes DangerRuss
    Scramblin for a big gain
    He'll spin around and then roll out
    and find Baldwin again
    DangerRuss knows when Rice is open
    He's got tremendous sight
    So fill your lungs, prepare to cheer
    'Cause DangerRuss scores tonight!

    Here comes DangerRuss, here comes DangerRuss
    Scramblin' for a big gain
    He'll run around while the rush wears out
    then get a first down again
    Touchdown passes come to all
    As we blow Niners out
    so let's give thanks to Pete Carroll
    That DangerRuss plays lights out!

    I saw Carroll kicking Harbaughs Butt

    I saw Carroll kicking Harbaughs butt
    As we stomped the Niners team last night
    Pete so outcoached that creep
    Could have beat him in his sleep
    Harbaugh thought that he'd win
    but now he knows that he's in deep
    Then, I saw Carroll kicking Harbaughs butt
    Underneath the shining lights so bright
    Oh what a laugh had on Harbaugh
    the entire nation saw
    Carroll kicking Harbaughs butt last night
    Richard Sherman doesn't just wanna get in your head, he wants to build a vacation home there.

    R. Sherman: "I don't want to be an island. I want to be a tourist attraction. You come, I take your money & you go."
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Re: Some Christmas Carrolls for you all
Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:33 pm
  • This makes me smile..
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