Authentic Wilson jersey for my birthday! Getting past the fact that I'm a 40 year old white man who is 6'7" and a fat blob wearing the jersey of a 5'11" athletic black kid, I'm STOKED!
And there will undoubtedly be more for Xmas. What a great wife I've got!
...and with one kiss of his bicep he proved, without a shadow of doubt, that he was every bit as much of a DBag as his coach, and most of his team's fanbase. Finally, he could call himself a Niner!