Silly and stupid but who knows, might get some chuckles:
Russell, the shortest QB
Had a problem did not grow
But if you ever saw him
Boy could that little QB throw.
All of the media "experts"
Used to laugh and call him names
They never thought poor Russell
Would star in any NFL Games.
Then one sunny preseason morn'
Carroll came to say
Russell with your mind so bright
Wont you guide my team tonight?
Now all the media love him
And they shout it out with glee
Russell the shortest QB
You'll go down in history!