As one with a checkered past, or at least one here, I hereby blame all of my poor moments and lapses in judgement to "hormonal moments" similar to that which caused a fake punt.
Everyone, confess your sins with Father Rocket.
( what a wild excuse, Coach )
"We walked our (pedestrian) ass to the Super Bowl" -- Angry Doug Baldwin
"Friction caused this blossom of love to happen" -- Earl Thomas
"Yes, I was expecting the ball... But the game is over, and I'm in Turkey." -- Marshawn Lynch