As one with a checkered past, or at least one here, I hereby blame all of my poor moments and lapses in judgement to "hormonal moments" similar to that which caused a fake punt.
Everyone, confess your sins with Father Rocket.
( what a wild excuse, Coach )
Journalism is dead, it's been replaced by creative writing.
Critical thinking is pretty much dead too. I miss the hearsay rule.
"Yes, I was expecting the ball" -- Marshawn Lynch
"We will see." -- Rocket (3/10/15)