Very enjoyable read, thank you for sharing. I imagine something very similar would occur if they sent an American to write about a cricket match.
I liked "they wore more clothes than usual, but their dancing was still incendiary"
And probably my favorite:
"But then a Seahawk player wearing the number 24 (Marshawn Lynch), took the ball, rushed to the end zone and fell. The stadium was in ecstasy. Then I realized I had just watched my first touchdown! And Seattle earned six points in one fell swoop!"
I just love the accidental suggestion that falling (not just rushing to the end zone) is somehow integral to scoring a TD...