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 Post subject: Russell Wilson is so short...
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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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That joke fell short......


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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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I am shorter than Wilson, by a couple inches. I have had to listen to short jokes my whole life, each time everyone thinks they are being original.

Just gets annoying after a while. Also annoying is everyone calling Wilson short, but I would give my left one to gain the few inches to be at his height.


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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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I am shorter than Wilson, by a couple inches. I have had to listen to short jokes my whole life, each time everyone thinks they are being original.

Just gets annoying after a while.......



I'm the opposite....6'7" tall but I get what you're saying from the other end of the spectrum. Do you have any idea how many times in my life I've heard the following:

"Wow you're tall. How tall are you?"
"I'll bet you played basketball."


I almost always reply politely "Six foot-seven" and "Yes I did" but many times I've wanted to say "Do you ask a heavy person how much they weigh?" and even better, "No, I didn't play basketball. I actually was a jockey".
It works both ways man, believe me. Most people think being quite tall is an advantage, and sometimes it is of course. But there are plenty of times it is not. For example, I despise sitting coach in airplanes, back seats in cars, any bed smaller than a king-sized (unless I'm sleeping alone, then a queen is sufficient), I have to shop for coats that are XL Tall, not just XL or the sleeves are too short, etc.

Another one I hear is: "I have a (insert relative/friend/aquantience of choice here) that's 6'6" (or 6'9" or 6'5" or......)".

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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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I'm 5'11 and I've been called both tall and short depending on the company I keep :Dunno:

Here's a joke: Russell Wilson is soooo short that he dropped to the 3rd round and we got the steal of the draft.


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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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CaptainSkybeard wrote:
I am shorter than Wilson, by a couple inches. I have had to listen to short jokes my whole life, each time everyone thinks they are being original.

Just gets annoying after a while. Also annoying is everyone calling Wilson short, but I would give my left one to gain the few inches to be at his height.


So am I... Im 5'8.... I thought most would get the fact that this was a parody thread on everyone calling him short.


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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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therealjohncarlson wrote:
CaptainSkybeard wrote:
I am shorter than Wilson, by a couple inches. I have had to listen to short jokes my whole life, each time everyone thinks they are being original.

Just gets annoying after a while. Also annoying is everyone calling Wilson short, but I would give my left one to gain the few inches to be at his height.


So am I... Im 5'8.... I thought most would get the fact that this was a parody thread on everyone calling him short.



Oh i get the thread, just pounced on an opportunity to bash short jokes :)


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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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Wilson jokes already being discussed here.

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 Post subject: Re: Russell Wilson is so short...
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Wilson jokes already being discussed here.

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