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Chrome_Seahawk · Dec 2, 2012

Can't catch me, I'm the Maple-Bar Man

grizbob · Dec 2, 2012

Catch crotch fever :shock:

KitsapHawk · Dec 2, 2012

HOLD MAH DIIIII- oh wait.

DHawk · Dec 2, 2012

"Well its not Darren Sharper, but he can HOLD MAH DIIIIICK"

Sac · Dec 2, 2012

"Don't make me squeeze the filling out of your maple bar, Tate"!

ivotuk · Dec 2, 2012

He was "Giving him the business"

or

Must strip the football...what the hell...

hawksfan515 · Dec 2, 2012

He wants the D.

DohBoy · Dec 2, 2012

Today: Kelvin Hayden, DB, Chicago Bears.

Ten years from now: Kelvin Hayden, TSA Agent, Chicago O'Hare International Airport.

DohBoy

rawkhawk · Dec 2, 2012

...or are you just happy to see me.

SNDavidson · Dec 2, 2012

-OK here's the plan guys, when he gets close enough you run and jump and make a diving grab of his dick, then I'll run over and tackle him
-But why wouldn't I just tack...
-Just do it!

nsport · Dec 2, 2012

Chrome_Seahawk":39xm60ll said:
Can't catch me, I'm the Maple-Bar Man

WINNER.

Atradees · Dec 2, 2012

Lovie Smith: "Do something that will cause the receivers to lose their concentration..."

Hayden, a fast thinker decides to give Tate a handie!

SmokeyHawk · Dec 2, 2012

Pictured: "Hayden isn't even good enough to hold Tate's jock"...

err, or something like that. Can't really figure out the bet way to use that dis.

-SH

hawksfansinceday1 · Dec 2, 2012

You can grab my junk all day, but you still can't stop me.

ruffENrowdy · Dec 2, 2012

"U feel that bro?"

seabowl · Dec 2, 2012

Wrong ball

SeatownJay · Dec 2, 2012

"Not every Bear fully understands Lovie's "strip the ball" mantra on defense."

rastahawk · Dec 2, 2012

"You feel that bitch? That's why they call me Gold Member"

TheHawkster · Dec 2, 2012

"This would feel completely normal if I went to Penn State." -G.T.

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