From NBC - Earthquake in NE (reader comment)

Spectre

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Written in the comment section on the NE earthquake.

John_Johnoson77 -
It has been reported from the US Geological Survey and confirmed by Roger Goodell, this was not a typical earthquake. "This was indeed a Beast Quake." Tremors began Sunday and reverberations were felt from Seattle, WA to Foxborough, MA. Many experts have referred to the continued shaking as 'Russellmania". Most so-called Patriots of the NE are only now beginning to realize the ground has shifted under their feet. Victims include Wesley Carter Welker and Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. who will likely be suffering concussion-like symptoms and diminished decision-making facilities in the near and long term. Our thoughts are with the injured. We pray they are able to overcome the fear of loud noises and crushing collisions. However, we fear it will likely be "DangeRuss" in cities across America until February. Beware the "Legion of Boom".
 

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Nice. Sounds like something you'd read from The Onion.
 

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