to be sung to the tune of Rush's much admir'd 'Tom Sawyer':
Sunday warrior, mean mean stride
his name's Tom Brady, Giselle's his bride
And no, his arm is not for rent
Although he is quite arrogant
he keeps the referee's ears bent
You know flags are now imminent
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about Gronkowski
Catch the ball, catch them all
Catch my passes! Catch the ball!
The Pats are, the Pats are
Not too terribly deep
Even when they run
Today's Tom Brady
he likes cover-2
and with space in the flats
he can carve up you
that's all i could come up with so far. Anyone want to add any more?
Colt 45 and two zig zags.