Can we just get a Fire Bevell subforum?

JesterHawk · Sep 19, 2016

That way I wouldn't have to wade through the myriad of misleading thread titles that all end up being the same crap over and over again.

LeftHandSmoke · Sep 19, 2016

JesterHawk":1jppe1cg said:
That way I wouldn't have to wade through the myriad of misleading thread titles that all end up being the same crap over and over again.

Gets my vote! Call it the Masochist Memorial Forum.

Some humor to lighten up this Monday:
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

JesterHawk · Sep 19, 2016

LeftHandSmoke":f7a8mk6l said:
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

I'm not good with metaphors. Which one is Bevell?

MontanaHawk05 · Sep 19, 2016

JesterHawk":3sdj9hgk said:
LeftHandSmoke":3sdj9hgk said:

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

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I'm not good with metaphors. Which one is Bevell?

That would be the masochist.

Hawknballs · Sep 19, 2016

Wrong, Bevell is all of them, multiple personality disorder and should be relieved of coaching duties immediately.

Seahawkfan80 · Sep 19, 2016

LeftHandSmoke":30pi71sq said:
JesterHawk":30pi71sq said:

That way I wouldn't have to wade through the myriad of misleading thread titles that all end up being the same crap over and over again.

Click to expand...

Gets my vote! Call it the Masochist Memorial Forum.

Some humor to lighten up this Monday:
--
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

Are you sure that Zoophile was not a Petaphile????

LeftHandSmoke · Sep 19, 2016

Seems like in most threads Bevell is the Cat. The poster personalities are randomly distributed among the rest of us.

:twisted:

SeAhAwKeR4life · Sep 19, 2016

Great idea, his utter ineptitude has earned it!

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fenderbender123 · Sep 19, 2016

Every football team message board should have a Fire [Offensive Coordinator] subforum, because nobody likes their offensive coordinator.

XxXdragonXxX · Sep 19, 2016

How about we just fire Bevell and create a "fire [new offensive coordinator]" subforum?

Russ Willstrong · Sep 19, 2016

Can we get one for Cable too?

johnnyfever · Sep 19, 2016

If we lose the niner game in the same fashion as the rams game, you could probably just rename .net

edogg23 · Sep 20, 2016

Or they could just fire him and it will all stop.

fenderbender123 · Sep 20, 2016

Why don't we make a "Fire Paul Allen" subforum as well? Paul Allen is the person responsible for keeping Bevell on the staff....

OkieHawk · Sep 20, 2016

fenderbender123":w4ru05y9 said:
Paul Allen is the person responsible for keeping Bevell on the staff....

You sure about that?

TorontoHawk · Sep 20, 2016

JesterHawk":19d6dg32 said:
That way I wouldn't have to wade through the myriad of misleading thread titles that all end up being the same crap over and over again.

This site should be renamed "Fire Bevell.Net"

Ad Hawk · Sep 20, 2016

edogg23":3m9zkdcu said:
Or they could just fire him and it will all stop.

The forum would just be renamed for the new OC, or the blame would move to PC and JS if failure continued.

Only success in every game, every drive, every play will satisfy some. (Oh, wait... that's overreacting hyperbole... I guess I'm just trying to continue the overarching narrative on this board).

RolandDeschain · Sep 20, 2016

fenderbender123":p6o6suto said:
Every football team message board should have a Fire [Offensive Coordinator] subforum, because nobody likes their offensive coordinator.

I see your logic; every offensive coordinator is good and none of them deserve to be culpable or get fired. Woohoo!

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