SEA!!!

The opportunities for captions are staggering. The GM looks terrified and the coach looks maniacal.

HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Pete Carroll: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
[pauses]
Carroll: John, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end the question of Best Defense Ever and bring order to the NFL.
John Schneider: I'll never join you!
Carroll: If you only knew the power of the Win Forever Philosophy. Paul Allen never told you what happened to your father.
Schneider: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Carroll: No. I am your father.
Schneider: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Carroll: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Schneider: [anguished] No! No!

...when they found out Kam decided to come back and didn't get a pay raise like he wanted...

Paul Allen is in the background with a latex glove.

DynoHawk":xalr43kn said:

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LOL