Create a Headline

Phoenix · Sep 6, 2015

Just a side thread to have some fun.
You can create any headline you want for any Seahawk occasion,
such as Lockett's first regular season touchdown, or BeastQuake III.

I wanted to create an obvious one for when / if Kam comes back.
My obvious Kam headline:

"The BOOM is back in the LOB"

Seahawk Sailor · Sep 6, 2015

"Boy Was I Wrong!"
- By Heath Evans

400WattHPSHawk · Sep 6, 2015

Da thrilluh in.....St. Louie

JSeahawks · Sep 6, 2015

Wilson to Willson to Lockett to lockette beats rams.

When we score on a double hook and ladder to win the game.

hawkfan68 · Sep 6, 2015

When Kam comes back -
"Batman Returns!"

400WattHPSHawk · Sep 6, 2015

JSeahawks":2p3eziln said:
Wilson to Willson to Lockett to lockette beats rams.

When we score on a double hook and ladder to win the game.

Gotta admit, that's a hella headline. :lol:

titan3131 · Sep 6, 2015

Week 1

Seahawks soar - annihilate rams 50 - 0.

Week 2

More wine needed in Wisconsin, Seahawks embaress famed franchise on home turf. Aaron Rodgers enters rehab for psychological break after throwing 6 interceptions and being sacked 17 times. Green bay has now signed matt flynn.

Also olivia munn has broken up with rodgers and has pushed ciara out of a relationship with rw3.

Now olivia will go black ish and never go back.

Seahawk Sailor · Sep 6, 2015

"Super in Seattle once Again!"
- the entire U.S. media

Laloosh · Sep 6, 2015

Seahawk Sailor":1loyolfn said:
"Boy Was I Wrong!"
- By Heath Evans

10/10

JSeahawks · Sep 6, 2015

Trick plays backfire. Hawks score 21 off Ram blunders.

TalontedNoseRider · Sep 6, 2015

"I have a cleft rectum"
- Colin Kaepernick

12thbrah · Sep 6, 2015

Chancellor's Return Leads to Seahawks Crushing the Rams in Week 1 and Heath Evans Eats a Bag of D!cks

Overseasfan · Sep 7, 2015

Offense always beats Defense
- NFL media before our week 2 game at the Packers

B-but Aaron Rodgers
- NFL media after we beat the Packers in week 2

chris98251 · Sep 7, 2015

Lockett up, Rookie WR runs away with win.

Sac · Sep 7, 2015

Santa Clara, Ca. As the busted cherry on top of the shittiest offseason sundae in the history of professional sports, the much maligned 49ers quarterback helped this once storied franchise complete the most epic "crash and burn" since Marshall University in 1970.

Security footage from Mr. Bojangles Big Bar-N-Grill, a local LGBT hot spot, showed Kaepernick sitting at the bar talking to an unusually tall, broad shouldered woman.

Eye witnesses say the woman, known to locals as "Back Door Bill" became extremely agitated when Kaepernick started stuffing twenty dollar bills down the front of her dress and shouting that he'd just bought "a one way ticket to paradise".

Fortunately local law enforcement was already on scene conducting an undercover sex trafficking investigation.

Team representatives have declined to comment.

pmedic920 · Sep 7, 2015

Christine Michael refuses to wear Cowboys jersey:

Shows up at first practice in Seahawk colors.

dumbrabbit · Sep 7, 2015

Percy Harvin walks into Doug baldwin's office and says "My migraines are better than yours!"

dadof3 · Sep 7, 2015

ESPN: Aaron Rodgers Let Down By Teammates Against Some Team From Out West

DynoHawk · Sep 7, 2015

Seattle Times: "Kam Chancellor returns"

Meanwhile, at the exact same moment 1000 miles away...

Santa Clara Journal: "Vernon Davis breaks down crying during team meeting, is questionable for Sunday's game"

Anonymous · Sep 7, 2015

"Kam Who?"
'Chancellor-less Hawks D sets unbreakable TD record while de-horning Rams!"

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