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 Post subject: Fantasy Draft Commissioner Draws Names
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Here's my buddy Derek drawing the names out for draft order. The jerk projected I would finish in fifth and then drew my draft position as fifth.

$150 entry split 60-30-10 for the top 3 scoring teams. $5 per transaction split between the two "Super Bowl" teams.

Jerks drinking and talking shit.

My team? The 3 Finger Suzies. Wish me luck!


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Eeeeew! A bunch of dudes drinking wine in a "mancave"? What the fuck?

What's second place, AZT? Bunch of 'mos.


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And, you deservedly should have your black card removed.

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And, you deservedly should have your black card removed.

I hate you.


Tried to warn you, but you're too fucking dumb to take my advise on anything, ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Fantasy Draft Commissioner Draws Names
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And, you deservedly should have your black card removed.

I hate you.


Tried to warn you, but you're too fucking dumb to take my advise on anything, ever.


So, KCHawkgirl isn't a girl?

I'm not dumb, asshole, I'm puerile.


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I'm not in that video, and I live in Niner country. It's not my fault these guys are wine snobs and foodies.

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SacHawk2.0 wrote:
I'm not in that video, and I live in Niner country. It's not my fault these guys are wine snobs and foodies.


Its your fault you hang with them though. They look like the type of guys who would say "Bird on a Wire" if you asked them to name a Mel Gibson movie.

Sac is an angry black man, my ass.

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Hey, I take their money at poker and figured I could do the same at fantasy football. What's wrong with taking their money?

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So, you exchange dignity for money? That's cool, I guess.


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pehawk wrote:
So, you exchange dignity for money?


Don't we all?

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SacHawk2.0 wrote:
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So, you exchange dignity for money?


Don't we all?


Wow.

that's deep as fuck.

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Philosophical black man in the house.

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fuck fantasy football

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fantasy football sucks


I agree, Hawk Strap.

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fuck fantasy football


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HawksFTW wrote:
fuck fantasy football


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I really don't care, one way or the other. Both my sons play it, my older son is pretty serious about it, has multiple "big money" leagues, etc. I just like to razz the fantasy geeks, and it is the smack shack so I figured when in Rome or something like that.

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Sarlacc83 wrote:
HawksFTW wrote:
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I really don't care, one way or the other. Both my sons play it, my older son is pretty serious about it, has multiple "big money" leagues, etc. I just like to razz the fantasy geeks, and it is the smack shack so I figured when in Rome or something like that.


You really think I was being serious?

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You really think I was being serious?


No. I was just expounding on my previous post.

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You really think I was being serious?


No. I was just expounding on my previous post.


Makes sense. Carry on, fantasy hater.

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I have really loose morals. But, I could never play fantasy football because it could force me to root for a team/player I hated. Doesn't anyone have principles anymore?


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I have really loose morals. But, I could never play fantasy football because it could force me to root for a team/player I hated. Doesn't anyone have principles anymore?


That is pretty much my biggest complaint with it. I understand wanting to flex your football knowledge and all that, but I just find the whole thing contradictory to my idea of fandom. Maybe other people are just better at separating their emotions from their fantasy football team, but I wouldn't be able to do it.

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Anyone on this board who plays fantasy football just really isn't a Seahawks fan. Unless their entire roster is Seahawks, they're posers who affections change, daily. Fucking posers.

Fucking bastards.

I don't even know what's worse. The fact Sac kicks it with the whitest, wine-drinking, man-cave having douches...or he's going to draft Sam Bradford and root for the Rams when the play our Hawks?


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I have really loose morals. But, I could never play fantasy football because it could force me to root for a team/player I hated. Doesn't anyone have principles anymore?


That is pretty much my biggest complaint with it. I understand wanting to flex your football knowledge and all that, but I just find the whole thing contradictory to my idea of fandom. Maybe other people are just better at separating their emotions from their fantasy football team, but I wouldn't be able to do it.


I find that it ends up making me hate players more than liking them, personally. For instance, when Bulaga got hurt, my thought on it was, "Good. That bastard cost me a fantasy victory 2 years ago with a holding penalty." (Seahawks players are sort of exempt because their failures cost real victories. I also have a rule about not starting players against Seattle.)

Why yes I have issues. What made you ask?

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Anyone on this board who plays fantasy football just really isn't a Seahawks fan. Unless their entire roster is Seahawks, they're posers who affections change, daily. Fucking posers.

Fucking bastards.

I don't even know what's worse. The fact Sac kicks it with the whitest, wine-drinking, man-cave having douches...or he's going to draft Sam Bradford and root for the Rams when the play our Hawks?


Sac will not be drafting Sam Bradford. Sac will be drafting Russell Wilson.

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