Assuming for a moment, you might be serious...Let me Google that for you
If that's not the part you didn't get, dude messaged me out of the blue asking if I was Alex.
If you still don't get it...
Dude messaged me out of the blue, asking if I'm Alex.
I responded, letting him know that I was not, in fact, Alex. Taking into account the aforementioned internet meme, I assumed his name implied he was familiar with said meme. So, I quoted lines from it, as a joke.
Then I let him know that he should indeed search out this "Alex" and hide him, lest he too be raped.
He apologized, presumably for being an idiot.
I told him "No problem" and gave him a little wink that inferred my feelings towards his possible being retarded.
Doug Baldwin took a hit to the head when he was younger and now can't remember how to drop a football. - SomersetHawk