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    Despite my BEST Efforts on MNF, Tampa still won...

    I will be gone regardless if we win the rest of our games or not. The Master Stroke is not in winning, it's in losing. Don't you see??? This WIN has set me back in the greatest NFL accomplishment possible (0-16). I want DETROIT STATUS! Now I have to salvage what's left of the season to try to...
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    Dolphins at Bucs MNF

    There were many factors involved tonight. As talented as I am at cooking up a loss, there were too many other issues trying to force a win. I explain some of the extra-curricular stuff here: http://www.seahawks.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=79842
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    Despite my BEST Efforts on MNF, Tampa still won...

    I, Coach Shitano of the TB Bucs had a PERFECT record until this miserable Monday night... EVERYONE has conspired against me (The NFL, the Tampa Bay area, the weather, the ownership, the Military, my coaches, the players, The Dolphins, Coach Philbin, Warren Sapp, EVERYONE!!!) As you all know...
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    Dolphins at Bucs MNF

    You Rang??? I'm sorry fellas, I actually meant to stop by and visit during the game - but this one was too much of a cardiac game for me to turn away from. Too many outside factors overcame my determination to lose. I am thoroughly disgusted. I'll explain in a new thread.
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Throwdown, I just happened to see your post after i signed out. I can't promise that I will visit weekly, but I will pop in from time to time. Regardless, I will keep an eye on the Hawks. You are currently my favorite team in your division. But I really have to go now... ...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Thanks "hawksfansinceday1"... Hawks & Bucs were the only two franchises that entered the NFL back in 1976... ... I'm Head Coach of the Bucs (from Rutgers), but I hate the Bucs with a passion. This is only a job for me. I have no real connection with Bucs and their fans. I don't even know Buc...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Hmmm. Very interesting approach and background. Believe ME, I AM TAKING NOTES. I'm sorry that Pete doesn't seem to have as much of a commitment to LOSING as I do. Maybe one day he'll come around, but for now, you guys are just going to have to suffer with all of those wins. If your OC is as...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Thanks for making me feel welcome! You Hawks fans are great. As I ride on the plane cross-country back to Tampa, I know that there will be pitchforks and fires waiting for me. Why can't Bucs fans appreciate what I do like you guys?
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    I will GLADLY accept the Darell Bevell Award for my efforts. Thank you so very much (moved to tears)! It takes a lot of hard work and stupidity to be able to do what I do, that's why your award means so much. I was afraid in the game for a moment because I thought Pete was trying to be more...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    But that's who I am, I ALWAYS do that! How pathetic is my coaching?? The Bucs had a 21-0 jump start, were 3+ in the turnover margin, and a rushing total of over 200 yds (158 rushing from one guy), yet the Bucs lose. Only I, the Great Shitano, can accomplish this feat. If it wasn't clear to...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Thanks my friend. This is what I'm good at: Losing... I'll find a way to lose even if you spot me 48 points. Even when my team is playing well, I'll throw in some bone headed decisions to ensure a loss.
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Take THAT Pete Carroll!!! No one, AND I MEAN NO ONE.... ... Can snatch DEFEAT from the jaws of VICTORY like me! Bwuhahahahaha! (My mission to destroy the Bucs is almost complete). Here's where you fail Pete Carroll: During halftimes while you're making adjustments and talking with...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    I gotta go for now people, You can still post your questions. As long as they are not irrelevant, I will try to answer in order when I come back. Good luck this Sunday! (not really)...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Do you really even have to ask? I want to survive in the NFL! Too bad I won't...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Not barring some outside influence, yes, it may be a reach. Bucs fans are infuriated by that possibility though. I can't understand why they want me gone so soon. :cry:
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    If you ask me: I was the best Head coach in Rutger's history! If you ask a Buc Fan: I was mediocre, below .500, and never won a bowl game in division 1. Take your pick on who is right...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    We have 8 current pro-bowlers on our team (yet I can't coach them to a win). Right now, I would say our 3 best players are: 1) Lavonte David 2) Darelle Revis 3) Gerald McCoy Note that those are all defensive players.
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    No my friend, we will not bring the cannons. They are specifically for home games. P.S. Thank you for being kind with the name you have chosen for me. I've heard much much worse...
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Thank you my friend!!! :D
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    Greetings Hawks Fans! I am Coach Shitano from Tampa

    Even though Johnthan Banks (our CB rookie 2nd rd draft pick) currently has MRSA, he will be in the game against your receivers. I don't care about my player's health OR YOURS. Not only that, but Banks is a very good TACKLER. ;) Would Hawks fans like to personally have a sweaty MRSA guy on...

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