"Robbie Chosen to tryout"
"That's nice, Robbie who?"
"Chosen!"
"Yes, but Robbie who?"
"Robbie Chosen!"
"I know that Robbie was chosen, but Robbie who?"
"Chosen."
"Alright, I get it, he was chosen. But what is his last name?"
"Chosen!"
"Now listen here, you sumbitch-"
Etc. Etc.